The Dork Report

The Dork Report for July 17, 2006

  • The Design Observer reports: the 2006 National Design Award honorees refused the invitation to the White House.
  • Now, here, for the first time, The Dork Report brings you the complete transcript of the infamous Bush/Blair candid chat:

    BUSH: “Yo Tony B., man, this Hezbollah shit is WACK!”
    BLAIR: “That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout, G.W.!”
    BUSH: “I was all like, ‘Yo’, and Cheney, y’know, he’s all, ‘Wut?’ And I’m all, ‘Werd!’ And he’s all, ‘Dayamn!’”
    BLAIR: “I ain’t crossin’ that n****! He CRAZY!”
    BUSH: “He bus’ a cap in some mufugga’s ass!”
    BLAIR: “In his muhfuh FACE, yo!”
    BUSH: “Oh no you di’nt!”

  • Bob and weave in front of the new Spider-Man 3 lenticular poster. (guest submission from Spider-Girl Andrea)
  • Mr. T. keeps it real. (guest submission from Fool Pitier Andrea)

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