W.

W. movie poster

 

I had the same issues with Oliver Stone’s W. that I do with every biopic. As vir­tu­ally every fea­ture film biog­ra­phy attempts to do the job of a book, they inevitably fall into the same trap: they become high­lights reels that merely illus­trate key moments in a real-life figure’s life, span­ning decades. With a few excep­tions (Amer­i­can Splen­dor, Con­trol), any nar­ra­tive through­line is impos­si­ble; mean­ing, there is no story. Stone attempts to tie together his frag­mented exam­i­na­tion of the life of George W. Bush with the theme of his rela­tion­ship with his father, George H.W. Bush. In this view, Junior both loved and hated his father, and both wanted to impress him and to pre­vail where he per­ceived that he failed (it’s clear now even to this staunch paci­fist and Demo­c­rat that Bush the elder was wise to not extend the first Gulf War into a nation­build­ing exer­cise in Iraq).

Oliver Stone W.Gen­tle­men! You can’t fight in here, this is the War Room!

Screen­writer Stan­ley Weiser chooses the con­cep­tion of the phrase “Axis of Evil” as the start­ing point, and ends the film with the infa­mous press con­fer­ence in which the arro­gant Bush was unable to name any mis­takes he may have made in office. Stone flashes back many times to Bush’s prior life as a trust fund wastrel, but skips almost every­thing that I would define as defin­ing moments: becom­ing a born again Chris­t­ian, decid­ing to run for pres­i­dent, announc­ing to his staff that they are going to war in Iraq (it’s a mat­ter of record Bush said “Fuck Sad­dam. We’re tak­ing him out.”) and of course, Sep­tem­ber 11 itself.

John Brolin in W.I’m George W. Bush, bitches!

The most obvi­ous fail­ure of biopics is that they typ­i­cally become oppor­tu­ni­ties for famous actors to do impres­sions of his­tor­i­cal fig­ures. In this case, the sub­jects are so fresh that many of them are still in office and on tele­vi­sion every night now, so the dan­ger is that W. could come too close to the easy satire of Sat­ur­day Night Live Week­end Update. That said, Josh Brolin is excel­lent as George W. Bush, in a per­for­mance that cap­tures many of the man’s pecu­liar tics but doesn’t come across as a forced car­i­ca­ture. Sim­i­larly, Richard Drey­fus is remark­ably restrained as Dick Cheney, a role that many other actors would have been tempted to use as an excuse to chew the Oval Office scenery. But unfor­tu­nately, Thandie New­ton (as Con­doleezza Rice) struck me as the only cast mem­ber doing a forced impression.


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Alexander

Alexander movie poster

 

Ugh. I should have lis­tened to the myr­iad crit­ics and friends who warned me off this one… it is indeed quite bad. Every­thing you’ve heard is true: impos­si­bly long, unin­tel­li­gi­bly edited (can any­one explain to me Alexander’s sup­pos­edly bril­liant scheme in the first bat­tle? Run­ning away and com­ing back will allow greater access to strike the enemy king exactly how?), and schiz­o­phrenic with regards to its sex­ual pol­i­tics. So Alexan­der was bisex­ual, fine. But in this day and age, doing any­thing to avoid show­ing an onscreen kiss just calls atten­tion to itself. Two pretty men gaz­ing at each other and say­ing things like “By Zeus’ beard, you are indeed a great man” is just comical.

And most amus­ingly: if accents are to be judged, Angelina Jolie’s char­ac­ter hails from Tran­syl­va­nia, and Alexan­der and his father came to Greece by way of down the pub. In fact, the kid who plays the young Alexan­der sounds more Irish than Colin Far­rel himself!

I rented the director’s cut, which bucks the trend in actu­ally being shorter than the the­atri­cal ver­sion (the only other direc­tor I know of to do this is Stan­ley Kubrick, who would often con­tinue to abridge films even dur­ing release). At 3 hours, 55 min­utes, I am quite glad I didn’t decide to go with the the­atri­cal version.

What was good about it? Angelina Jolie is always a plea­sure to watch — an old-school movie star in the sense that her pres­ence and beauty are so over­pow­er­ing that she might as well be from another planet. I’ve always thought Val Kilmer was a fine actor (espe­cially in the under­rated Spar­tan). And in a supris­ingly plain-looking movie for Stone, it’s a great relief when he finally cuts loose in the sur­real, lit­er­ally blood-soaked sequence of Alexander’s near-fatal wound­ing in India.