The George A. Romero Zombie Cycle Part 4: Land of the Dead

The George A. Romero Zombie Cycle

Wel­come to The George A. Romero Zom­bie Cycle Film Fes­ti­val. Join The Dork Report in revis­it­ing all five canon­i­cal episodes in the orig­i­nal epic zom­bie saga:

Land of the Dead movie poster

 

George A. Romero’s spo­radic zom­bie flicks are some­times decades apart in pro­duc­tion, but nev­er­the­less form a chrono­log­i­cal sequence telling the story of the down­fall of soci­ety from every angle. Night of the Liv­ing Dead (1968) is set in the early days, with a few ran­dom civil­ians trapped in a farm­house. Dawn of the Dead (1979) zooms out a lit­tle to see what’s going on in cities and sub­ur­bia, and Day of the Dead (1985) exam­ines a final remain­ing pocket of sur­vivors months into the plague. Land of the Dead opens some time after the zom­bie epi­demic has swept the world, and the sur­viv­ing dregs of human­ity have retreated behind the for­ti­fied walls of the ulti­mate gated com­mu­nity, a city dubbed Fiddler’s Green. Romero has used each of his zom­bie films to satir­i­cally artic­u­late some social com­men­tary, and here his tar­gets seem to be big busi­ness and class war­fare. Another pos­si­ble alle­gor­i­cal tar­get is the Israel / Pales­tine con­flict. Have humans walled the zom­bies out, or walled them­selves in?

A man named Kauf­man (Den­nis Hop­per) has set him­self up as mayor/president/king of Fiddler’s Green. Kauf­man is very much a busi­ness­man along the lines of Don­ald Trump or Michael Bloomberg, so here Romero seems to equate big busi­ness with total­i­tar­i­an­ism. Kaufman’s machi­na­tions ensure that his sup­posed safe haven is actu­ally a highly tiered class soci­ety. The rich live in high-rise com­fort while the under­classes starve in skeezy street-level slums. We know soci­ety is truly depraved when caged go-go dancers are the only form of entertainment.

Eugene Clark in George A. Romero's Land of the Deadwet zom­bies smell like wet, uh, zombies

In the world out­side, the zom­bies have long since eaten all humans within reach, and have noth­ing left to do but stand around. Despite the big bud­get, there only seem to be about a dozen of them. Some have returned to old rou­tines: work­ing gas sta­tions, push­ing shop­ping carts, and bang­ing tam­bourines. Dawn of the Dead showed zom­bies instinc­tu­ally drawn to the shop­ping mall (a new Amer­i­can inno­va­tion at the time) like pil­grims to Mecca. But Land of the Dead Goes fur­ther and sug­gests they have even greater pow­ers of logic, and can feel actual emo­tions such as vic­tim­iza­tion. Their leader Big Daddy (Eugene Clark) is soul­ful and sym­pa­thetic like Bub the zom­bie from Day of the Dead.

Kauf­man sends min­ions Riley (Nathan Fil­lon) and Cholo (John Leguizamo) out into the infested waste­lands, in car­a­vans of heav­ily armored vehi­cles. They dis­tract the “stench” (the deroga­tory term of choice for the undead) with fire­works as they loot for food and valu­ables to cart back to stock Kaufman’s larders in Fiddler’s Green. Riley and Cholo are old friends since fallen out, and their rela­tion­ship pro­vides the one gen­uinely funny bit of dia­logue: happy-go-lucky Cholo tells the per­pet­u­ally dour Riley: “Didn’t I tell you not to bang chicks with worse prob­lems than you?” That’s not bad advice, actually.

The intel­li­gent zom­bies, appar­ently feel­ing dis­en­fran­chised, orga­nize and mount an attack on the city. Any­way, Riley and Cholo finally become dis­il­lu­sioned about Kaufman’s utopia. Together with Slack (Asia Argento, daugh­ter of Dario Argento, who col­lab­o­rated with Romero on Dawn of the Dead), they try to escape for the imag­ined safe haven of Canada (as if they think they are merely dodg­ing the draft and not the twin threats of plague and humanity’s own venal over­lords). In true Romero fash­ion, the vil­lain­ous Kauf­man also hap­pens to be a racist, shout­ing epi­thets at the zomb­i­fied Cholo (John Leguizom­bie?) as he comes to kill him. If there ever were a point in human his­tory when race will have truly become irrel­e­vant, this ought to be it.

Dennis Hopper in George A. Romeros' Land of the DeadDen­nis Hop­per as the mayor from hell, or is that the mayor OF hell?

I don’t think Romero and his zom­bie films would be remem­bered with­out the racially charged end­ing of Night of the Liv­ing Dead and the pointed satire of con­sumerism found in Dawn of the Dead. But if he had started out with some­thing as unfo­cused as Land of the Dead, he prob­a­bly wouldn’t have been. Romero admits to Par­al­lax view he didn’t fully work out the anal­ogy: “I have to tell you that even when we started to shoot, I was wor­ried that this isn’t quite clear. Who are the ter­ror­ists, is it Cholo and his gang or the zom­bies? And it gave me a lit­tle pause, but we had to start shoot­ing because we had the money. I’m being per­fectly hon­est, I have to sit down and re-analyze it and fig­ure it out. Some­times you just run on instinct.” Even the round­table of hor­ror afi­ciona­dos on InternalBleeding.net agree that the movie is “not scary, but really gross.”

Land of the Dead obvi­ously has the biggest bud­get of all of Romero’s zom­bie cycle so far, and remains the only one with well-known stars. But it is only super­fi­cially “bet­ter” than its pre­de­ces­sors, fea­tur­ing big­ger names and more tech­no­log­i­cal pol­ish. As is the case with many a Hol­ly­wood pro­duc­tion, raised finan­cial stakes bring a low­er­ing of stan­dards and dimin­ish­ing returns: more money in, more shit out. A “some time ago…” pro­logue mon­tage illus­trates for the slower mem­bers of the audi­ence what zom­bies are all about. Per­haps the movie stu­dio exec­u­tives were pitch­ing the film to audi­ences beyond the usual hor­ror genre ghetto already versed with the zom­bie genre.


Offi­cial movie site: www.landofthedeadmovie.net

Homepageofthedead.com’s exten­sive archive of Land of the Dead info

Must read: The Light That Failed: George Romero’s Dead Rock On by Kath­leen Mur­phy; and George Romero Sur­veys the Dead by Sean Axmaker, both on Par­al­lax View

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The George A. Romero Zombie Cycle Part 3: Day of the Dead

The George A. Romero Zombie Cycle

Wel­come to The George A. Romero Zom­bie Cycle Film Fes­ti­val. Join The Dork Report in revis­it­ing all five canon­i­cal episodes in the orig­i­nal epic zom­bie saga:

Day of the Dead movie poster

 

Day of the Dead (1985) is the third episode in George A. Romero’s con­tin­u­ing tale of civilization’s col­lapse in the event of a global zom­bie epi­demic. This and the big-budget Land of the Dead (2005) are tied for the worst entries in the series. What makes the first two (Night and Dawn) of merit is their sur­pris­ingly acute social satire, but here Romero loses his crit­i­cal focus in favor of gore and gen­eral unpleas­antry with lit­tle redeem­ing value.

After the ini­tial wave of undead in Night of the Liv­ing Dead and the col­lapse of cities and sub­ur­bia in Dawn of the Dead, Romero now jumps still for­ward in time. Sev­eral months into the zom­bie plague, a dozen humans hud­dle iso­lated in an under­ground bunker. Their fortress is suf­fi­cient to pro­tect them from the bar­bar­ians out­side the gates, but they have lost radio con­tact with the out­side world. They make occa­sional sor­ties to nearby cities via heli­copter, but encounter noth­ing but more hordes of zom­bies. For all they know, they are the last humans on the planet.

Lori Cardille in Day of the DeadWhen there’s no more room in hell, zom­bies will break through the sty­ro­foam walls

The dis­parate batch of sur­vivors in Night of the Liv­ing dead was essen­tially a cross-section of civ­i­liza­tion, but Romero nar­rows his focus here onto the mil­i­tary and sci­en­tific worlds. The humans trapped under­ground include three sci­en­tists, two civil­ians, and seven sol­diers. All of them are slowly los­ing their minds save for level-headed sci­en­tist Dr. Sarah Bow­man (Lori Cardille), valiantly research­ing a cure. As is now cus­tom­ary in Romero’s zom­bie flicks, Sarah is an atyp­i­cal pro­tag­o­nist for a hor­ror movie. The most capa­ble and sane char­ac­ter in Night of the Liv­ing Dead was a black man (Duane Jones), a huge deal for movies of any genre in 1968, and still rare now. Sarah is a woman, another social group his­tor­i­cally sub­ju­gated by soci­ety, not to men­tion typ­i­cally reduced to scream­ing eye candy in hor­ror movies.

The nerve-wracking 28 Days Later (2002), direc­tor Danny Boyle’s con­tri­bu­tion to the zom­bie genre, bor­rowed this sce­nario of an iso­lated batch of male sol­diers act­ing with­out com­mand, sur­rounded on all sides by hos­tile forces, and locked in a fortress with only one woman. Not sur­pris­ingly, things get ugly. To a one, the sol­diers are despi­ca­bly racist and illog­i­cal. But leader Cap­tain Rhodes (Joe Pilato) is actu­ally cor­rect about one key fact of their sit­u­a­tion: the head sci­en­tist they have been ordered to defer to is indeed totally mad. Dr. Matthew “Franken­stein” Logan (Richard Lib­erty) is more inter­ested in domes­ti­cat­ing zom­bies into slaves than he is in either cur­ing (as Sarah is try­ing to do) or erad­i­cat­ing them (as, nat­u­rally, the sol­diers would have it). His star lab rat is a cap­tive zom­bie dubbed Bub (Sher­man Howard). The chained and tor­tured Bob is sur­pris­ingly sym­pa­thetic, pos­si­bly even moreso than hero­ine Sarah. He’s also the first instance in Romero’s movies of an intel­li­gent, self-aware breed of zom­bie we won’t see again until twenty years later in Land of the Dead. But nei­ther film makes much of the con­cept of zom­bies as a new life form, as opposed to the clas­sic remorse­less adver­sary typ­i­cal for the genre.

Sherman Howard in Day of the DeadBub Zom­bie wants his MTV

As dis­cussed in The Dork Report’s review of Night of the Liv­ing Dead, one key aspect of the zom­bie genre that has fueled its con­tin­u­ing appeal over the years is that a plague is a great lev­eler. Every­one is vul­ner­a­ble to dis­ease. Every­one is equal after death (or is that undeath?), be they male or female, rich or poor, of any race. And for the sur­vivors, once soci­ety breaks down (and it always does when the undead walk the streets), all the money and crea­ture com­forts in the world become irrelevant.


Must read: Home­page of the Dead’s com­plete Day of the Dead archives, includ­ing the orig­i­nal script

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The George A. Romero Zombie Cycle Part 2: Dawn of the Dead

The George A. Romero Zombie Cycle

Wel­come to The George A. Romero Zom­bie Cycle Film Fes­ti­val. Join The Dork Report in revis­it­ing all five canon­i­cal episodes in the orig­i­nal epic zom­bie saga:

Dawn of the Dead movie poster

 

Zom­bie god­fa­ther George A. Romero waited more than a decade to cre­ate Dawn of the Dead, the first sequel in his zom­bie cycle that would even­tu­ally num­ber five (soon to be six) install­ments. Night of the Liv­ing Dead was mar­keted under the tagline “They won’t stay dead,” which beau­ti­fully told audi­ences all they needed to know. Still, the mar­ket­ing teams behind Dawn of the Dead were able to find room for improve­ment and crafted the even more mem­o­rable “When there’s no room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.” Gone is the clas­sic oxy­moron “Liv­ing Dead.” Now and for the rest of Romero’s zom­bie movies, the foes are known sim­ply as “The Dead.”

Dawn of the Dead doesn’t fea­ture any char­ac­ters from the orig­i­nal film (unsur­pris­ing, as none of them made it through alive), but there’s no rea­son why it can’t be seen as tak­ing place about three weeks after the onset of the same plague wit­nessed by an iso­lated bunch of peo­ple in the Penn­syl­va­nia coun­try­side in the orig­i­nal film. This time around, we open in Cen­ter City Philadel­phia, as a dif­fer­ent batch of sur­vivors nobly keep a tele­vi­sion sta­tion oper­a­tional as soci­ety slowly col­lapses about them. Con­di­tions even­tu­ally break down in the stu­dio as well, and two of them self­ishly escape to seek safe ground via heli­copter. As they lift off, note the best image of all Romero’s zom­bie films: in the back­ground, lights eerily switch off floor-by-floor in a sky­scraper. In a rare case of art­ful restraint on Romero’s part, his cam­era lingers on the scene just long enough for it to register.

Dawn of the Deadbring­ing new mean­ing to the phrase “shop ’till you drop”

The team of sur­vivors includes two con­trast­ing pairs. Pilot Steve (David Emge) is the weak link in the group, while sta­tion man­ager Gaylen (Francine Parker) is the heart and brains. Two very dif­fer­ent SWAT com­man­dos throw their lot in with these civil­ians: the diminu­tive but ath­letic and enthu­si­as­tic Roger (Scott H. Reiniger), and the tall, quiet, and seri­ous Peter (Ken Foree). But together, the two sol­diers are more than the sum of their parts and man­i­fest lead­er­ship qual­i­ties. Echo­ing the social sub­text of the orig­i­nal film, race becomes irrel­e­vant (Peter is black and Roger is white) and the two become fast friends.

David Emge, Francine Parker, and Ken Foree in Dawn of the DeadGaylen, Steve, and Peter in their con­sumerist paradise

The four set down upon the roof of a sub­ur­ban shop­ping mall, a rel­a­tively new Amer­i­can inven­tion in 1979. They purge it of lin­ger­ing zom­bies and turn it into what is equal parts fortress and par­adise. It is here where one real­izes that Dawn of the Dead is prob­a­bly the most openly satir­i­cal of all Romero’s zom­bie movies. It’s impos­si­ble to miss the cri­tique of our mate­ri­al­ist con­sumer soci­ety, as these sur­vivors glee­fully take what­ever they want off the racks, for free. Even the stoic com­man­dos are thrilled by the oppor­tu­nity to go on an unlim­ited shop­ping spree. They live off fine wine and canned caviar as the bar­bar­ians are lit­er­ally at the gate. You know it’s the end of the world when shop­ping mall muzak is the sound­track for our heroes’ sys­tem­atic mass zom­bie slaugh­ter and corpse col­lec­tion. Infa­mous Ital­ian hor­ror direc­tor Dario Argento com­posed the sound­track as well as served as script consultant.

Scott H. Reiniger in Dawn of the DeadRoger is not a morn­ing per­son, it seems

Unfor­tu­nately, Dawn of the Dead fiz­zles with a weak end­ing, espe­cially com­pared to the piti­less con­clu­sion of Night of the Liv­ing Dead. Inter­nal strife and the zom­bie hordes assem­bling out­side are not their only prob­lems. A rag­tag car­a­van of road­war­rior sur­vivors arrive and dis­rupt the stale­mate. But the cen­tral con­sumerist satire still res­onates enough for the movie to have been effec­tively remade in 2004 by direc­tor Zack Sny­der, with­out Romero’s involvement.


Fan site: www.dawnofthedead.net

Must read: Inter­nal Bleed­ing Zom­bie Week ’08

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The George A. Romero Zombie Cycle Part 1: Night of the Living Dead

The George A. Romero Zombie Cycle

Wel­come to The George A. Romero Zom­bie Cycle Film Fes­ti­val. Join The Dork Report in revis­it­ing all five canon­i­cal episodes in the orig­i­nal epic zom­bie saga:

Night of the Living Dead movie poster

 

I haven’t had the plea­sure of see­ing what is now rec­og­nized as the first zom­bie movie ever made: White Zom­bie (1932), star­ring none other than Bela Lugosi. But arguably, George A. Romero’s Night of the Liv­ing Dead (1968) is the actual zom­bie urtext. It pre­ceded the first of its four offi­cial sequels by almost a decade, but laid down the defin­i­tive tem­plate for the great flood of deriv­a­tives, remakes, homages, and ripoffs to come. Night of the Liv­ing Dead is in the pub­lic domain, and can be legally down­loaded for free from Archive.org.

If there is any doubt as to the endurance of the genre, check out Wikipedia’s com­pi­la­tion of over 300 zombie-themed fea­ture films. Zom­bies thrive online in the open-ended zom­bie nar­ra­tive Zom­bieAt­tack slowly unfold­ing on Twit­ter, and in online shrines to the undead like AllThingsZombie.com. Max Brooks has cor­nered the lit­er­ary zom­bie field with his books The Zom­bie Sur­vival Guide (2003) and World War Z (2006) (the first a dis­pos­able tri­fle, but the sec­ond a grip­ping tour de force). Zom­bies have invaded the Mar­vel Uni­verse comics, ironic t-shirts, and hacked road­work signs in Austin.

Night of the Living DeadBraaaaaaaaaaaaaains!

One may won­der about the men­tal health of such obses­sive zom­bie fans, but now that The Dork Report is host­ing a Romero Zom­bie Cycle film Fes­ti­val, I must now count myself among them. Also, the word “zom­bie” is just kind of fun to say. Zom­bie, zom­bie, zom­bie. Per­haps sens­ing the recent spike in the zom­bie zeit­geist, Romero him­self has picked up the pace of his zom­bie cycle, adding fresh new entries in 2005 and 2007, with yet another planned for the near future.

What exactly is the appeal? The basic zom­bie con­ceit is uncom­pli­cated. Indeed, the Night of the Liv­ing Dead mar­ket­ing tagline “They won’t stay dead!” pretty much says it all. Sim­ply, any and all dead peo­ple (no mat­ter what the man­ner of their expi­ra­tion) will inevitably come back to life as unthink­ing, unfeel­ing, car­niv­o­rous mon­sters. There’s some­thing pure to Romero’s orig­i­nal con­cept, with­out the com­plex­i­ties added by later zom­bie sto­ries. Hor­ror and sci­ence fic­tion blog io9 posits that war and social upheaval cor­re­late with spikes in zom­bie movie pro­duc­tion. Danny Boyle’s 28 Days Later (2002), for­ever retooled the zom­bie con­cept for a world obsessed with con­ta­gious dis­eases (SARS, AIDS), and the essen­tially ani­mal­is­tic bad­ness of human nature (tor­ture, ter­ror­ism). Boyle’s zom­bies don’t want to eat; they are just plain mad.

Night of the Living DeadThis is how you do The Mon­ster Mash

Romero’s zom­bies have some rudi­men­tary intel­li­gence and are able to open doors, employ sim­ple tools like blud­geons, and are afraid of fire. But they have no rem­nants of their for­mer mem­o­ries or per­son­al­i­ties, and exist only to sup upon the liv­ing. Com­mon to nearly every zom­bie tale is that an epi­demic effects a break­down of soci­etal order, be it on a micro (such as the clas­sic hor­ror movie sce­nario of a few sur­vivors locked in a farm­house in Night of the Liv­ing Dead) or macro scale (wit­ness the total col­lapse of civ­i­liza­tion in Brooks’ novel World War Z). There’s a basic pes­simism inher­ent in the genre; every­thing we regard as human is frag­ile. Faced with zom­bie hordes, the liv­ing turn on each other, cut and run, or totally shut down.

Romero & John A. Russo’s Night of the Liv­ing Dead screen­play includes some pseudo-scientific tech­nob­a­b­ble con­cern­ing a return­ing space probe con­t­a­m­i­nated with radi­a­tion from Venus, but for all intents and pur­poses the ori­gin of the phe­nom­e­non is irrel­e­vant to the story. Later zom­bie films would intro­duce the con­cept of a blood-transmitted virus, but it is irrel­e­vant here whether or not any vic­tim is con­t­a­m­i­nated by a germs or extrater­res­trial radi­a­tion. Merely dying is all it takes to become a mon­ster. In a way, Romero’s orig­i­nal con­cep­tion of the zom­bie, absent of any plague metaphor, is the bleak­est of all vari­ants. Human soci­ety will be for­ever changed in a world in which even those that die nat­u­rally will have to be decap­i­tated before they revive as beastly ghouls.

Duane Jones in Night of the Living DeadBen (Duane Jones) greets the undead hordes

Like all of Romero’s zom­bie flicks, Night of the Liv­ing Dead is set in the Pitts­burgh, PA area (except Day of the Dead, which is the odd one out for many rea­sons to be dis­cussed in the forth­com­ing Dork Report review). The open­ing sequence is set in grave­yard lit­tered with Amer­i­can flags, per­haps meant as a silent allu­sion to the vast num­bers of fresh corpses being sent back from the Viet­nam War. A ran­dom assort­ment of sur­vivors bar­ri­cade them­selves in a farm­house. Romero tells Parallax-view.org that the cast and crew actu­ally lived in that farm­house while film­ing: “We had no bread. We were lit­er­ally sleep­ing out of that farm­house, chop­ping ice out of the tank behind the toi­let bowl in order to wash our faces, and we were tak­ing baths out in the creek.”

In the best hor­ror movie tra­di­tion, we have a cross-section of soci­ety with rep­re­sen­ta­tives of every gen­der, age, class, and race: a trau­ma­tized woman, a young cou­ple, a clas­sic nuclear fam­ily, and a lone black man. For all intents and pur­poses, their var­i­ous social stand­ings are erased as they all must unite to defend them­selves against a com­mon foe. Ben (Duane Jones) proves him­self the most intel­li­gent, sane, and capa­ble of the bunch. But the humans can barely agree on any­thing, and expend most of their energy on infight­ing. One sus­pects that they wouldn’t be able to get along even with­out the zom­bie hordes assem­bling outside.

Night of the Liv­ing Dead is noto­ri­ous for remain­ing unrated by the MPAA, proudly show­cas­ing a con­sid­er­able amount of gore (and even a lit­tle nude zom­bie der­rière) unprece­dented in 1968. But I think it’s fair to say that the true rea­son the movie is remem­bered as more than a cheapie hor­ror flick is its African Amer­i­can pro­tag­o­nist. Of supe­rior intel­li­gence and matu­rity than every­one else, he alone (spoiler alert!) sur­vives while the rest of the gang self-destructs. But unbe­knownst to him, author­i­ties have mobi­lized to sweep the coun­try­side in order to exe­cute any and all sham­bling zom­bies. It’s impos­si­ble to ignore this group’s resem­blance to a lynch mob of the white male estab­lish­ment, bear­ing scythes and hunt­ing rifles. Given this sce­nario, one might pre­dict the pow­er­ful, racially charged end­ing. In an inter­est­ing styl­is­tic choice, the final sequence is told as a pho­tomon­tage, a series of still images show­ing us the tragic after­math of what hap­pens when the sup­pos­edly civ­i­lized “liv­ing” are given free reign to indulge in their bloodlust.


Free down­load: Archive.org

Must read: Inter­nal Bleed­ing Zom­bie Week ’08

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Solaris (2002)

Solaris 2002 movie poster

 

As a huge title card reads imme­di­ately at the end of the film, Solaris was “writ­ten for the screen and directed by Steven Soder­bergh.” This Dork Reporter is a huge admirer, but that seemed a bit ego­tis­ti­cal even to me. Per­haps an over­en­thu­si­as­tic end-credits designer is to blame? Or maybe the stu­dio wanted to cap­ture some more of that lucra­tive Ocean’s Eleven magic by play­ing up the Soderbergh/Clooney brand?

But writ­ing and direct­ing cred­its, how­ever many feet tall, barely begin to describe Soderbergh’s role. For this and many of his other films, he serves as his own Direc­tor of Pho­tog­ra­phy (and even phys­i­cal cam­era oper­a­tor) under the pseu­do­nym Peter Andrews and also as edi­tor under the name Mary Ann Bernard. So, obvi­ously, Soder­bergh is one of the few main­stream film­mak­ers with the lux­ury of near-total con­trol over his films. Like Kubrick, he pro­duces, writes, directs, oper­ates the cam­era, and edits. But while Kubrick was a con­trol freak (in the best sense), the mod­est Soder­bergh is lauded as being more col­lab­o­ra­tive and espe­cially as a sen­si­tive direc­tor of actors.

George Clooney in SolarisPag­ing Dr. Ross, to the O.R., stat!

The DVD edi­tion includes an excel­lent com­men­tary track of Soder­bergh in con­ver­sa­tion with co-producer James Cameron, the orig­i­nal direc­tor attached to the project. Soder­bergh asks Cameron what he thought of how he approached the mate­r­ial. Cameron points out that Soder­bergh took a more “inter­nal” approach than he would have, and both agree in good humor that Cameron would have included more car chases. More than Soderbergh’s grand total of zero, anyway.

Depend­ing on how you count, Soder­bergh has only directed two remakes: Ocean’s Eleven and Solaris (The Limey was a kind of homage or mash-up remix of the Eng­lish crime clas­sics Point Blank and Get Carter). The source mate­r­ial of the Pol­ish novel Solaris by Stanis­law Lem has proven a rich mine for cin­ema. Russ­ian film­maker Andrei Tarkovsky directed the orig­i­nal adap­ta­tion in 1972 (read The Dork Report review) as the Eurasian answer to 2001: A Space Odyssey (read The Dork Report review). The basic con­cept also drove films as diverse as Paul W.S. Anderson’s Event Hori­zon (which is hor­ri­ble but has uncom­monly spec­tac­u­lar spe­cial effects and art direc­tion) and Danny Boyle’s Sun­shine. Soderbergh’s ver­sion of Solaris is cred­ited as being based more on the orig­i­nal novel the 1972 film, with barely a men­tion of Tarkovsky even in the DVD com­men­tary track. In his essay for the 2002 Cri­te­rion Col­lec­tion edi­tion of the orig­i­nal Solaris, Phillip Lopate states that Lem was unhappy with Tarkovsky’s inter­pre­ta­tion, and was look­ing for­ward to what he expected to be a more faith­ful trans­la­tion by Soderbergh.

Natascha McElhone in SolarisNatascha McEl­hone doesn’t like the looks of this tan­ning booth

Solaris is set at an unspec­i­fied point in the future, dis­tant enough for human­ity to have per­fected the tech­nol­ogy to leave the solar sys­tem. Kelvin (George Clooney) is a shrink who is him­self deeply emo­tion­ally dam­aged. Indeed, the theme of both this and the orig­i­nal film could be summed up as “physi­cian heal thy­self.” We first see him host­ing a group ther­apy ses­sion for sur­vivors of an unspec­i­fied tragedy. Since the movie was released in 2002, it’s pos­si­ble this was intended as an anal­ogy to a 9/11-like event. But judg­ing by how every scene set on Earth is drenched in dark­ness and per­sis­tent rain, per­haps there was some kind of eco­log­i­cal catastrophe.

Sin­gle and with no fam­ily, Kelvin is an ideal can­di­date for a solo trip to inves­ti­gate mys­te­ri­ous goings-on in a space sta­tion orbit­ing the dis­tant gas giant Solaris (pay atten­tion for the brief cameo by John Cho as a gov­ern­men­tal emis­sary). Unlike Tarkovski’s extremely leisurely pace, this ver­sion wastes no time; Kelvin’s boots are on the space sta­tion less than 10 min­utes into the film. This is the point where any read­ers wary of spoil­ers ought to stop reading.

Kelvin encoun­ters Snow (Jeremy Davies, supremely well-cast), a man under­stand­ably gone stir-crazy from being cooped up on a haunted space sta­tion. But it becomes clear that he him­self may be one of the forces doing the haunt­ing. Evi­dently, the planet Solaris some­how draws upon the strongest emo­tional res­o­nances in vis­i­tors’ brains and man­i­fests them as liv­ing beings. These incar­na­tions are most decid­edly not a bless­ing for any­one. For Clooney, it’s an echo of his dead wife Rheya (Natascha McEl­hone); for the cap­tain Gibar­ian (Ulrich Tukur), it’s a copy of the son he left behind on earth; for Snow, it’s… another ver­sion of him­self. The “Snow” that Clooney meets is, in effect, his own ghost; he killed his own cre­ator within sec­onds of his birth. The faux Snow’s weird behav­ior is not that of a man gone mad but of a not totally fully-formed human bluff­ing his way through unfa­mil­iar human inter­ac­tion. One has to won­der what kind of man is so alone or self-obsessed that the most impor­tant per­son encoded in his emo­tional mem­o­ries is himself.

Natascha McElhone and George Clooney in SolarisThe Solaris crew rehearses its big tech­nob­a­b­ble scene

Kelvin and Rheya orig­i­nally bonded over the Dylan Thomas verse “and death shall have no domin­ion,” but the emo­tion­ally frag­ile woman com­mit­ted sui­cide after he left her. Tor­tured by the renewed pres­ence of her in his life, and the per­plex­ing puz­zle of Snow’s dop­pel­gänger, he begins to ques­tion his own exis­tence: is he some­one else’s ghost? But he doesn’t take the ques­tion to the next log­i­cal step: is there any­one in the world with enough emo­tional invest­ment in him to cause him to haunt them?

Solaris is both Soder­bergh and Clooney’s first and only sci­ence fic­tion. It was mar­keted with a mis­lead­ing poster sug­gest­ing a romance while obscur­ing any hint of sci­ence fic­tion. It is admit­tedly kind of funny to see Clooney in a space­suit, espe­cially when he was rel­a­tively early in his career as a movie actor (after years in tele­vi­sion sit­coms and dra­mas). One can’t imag­ine Clooney’s Hol­ly­wood ances­tor Cary Grant appear­ing in a space opera. But Solaris tries to have it both ways: to be some­how above sci­ence fic­tion but still be over­loaded with enough pseudo-scientific tech­nob­a­b­ble to fill sev­eral Star Trek epics. The sen­si­tive, emo­tional tone of the film is shat­tered as soon as sci­en­tist Gor­don (Viola Davis) starts lec­tur­ing the audi­ence about pro­ton beams break­ing up fields of Higgs Par­ti­cles (or some­thing along those lines). Such tech­nob­a­b­ble cheap­ens the premise. Indeed, the talky screen­play makes every­thing too explicit and con­crete, espe­cially com­pared to 2001: A Space Odyssey, which says so much more with so many fewer words.


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Solyaris (Solaris) (1972)

Solaris 1972 movie poster

 

The open­ing cred­its of Andrei Tarkovsky’s 1972 film Solaris state it is “based on the sci­ence fic­tion by Stanis­law Lem.” It’s per­haps telling that the term “sci­ence fic­tion” is used in place of sim­ply “novel.” This faint hint of apol­ogy may hint at a lack of respect for the orig­i­nal Pol­ish novel or the entire sci­ence fic­tion genre as seri­ous lit­er­a­ture. A sim­i­lar ambiva­lence echoes decades later in the adver­tis­ing cam­paign of direc­tor Steven Soderbergh’s 2002 remake, empha­siz­ing the roman­tic melo­drama over the fan­tas­tic, futur­is­tic setting.

Stan­ley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey (read The Dork Report Review) had arrived only a few years before Solaris, and was by a long shot the most seri­ous stab at intel­lec­tual, lit­er­ary sci­ence fic­tion cin­ema yet filmed. In his essay for the 2002 Cri­te­rion Col­lec­tion DVD edi­tion of Solaris, Phillip Lopate out­lines three ways Tarkovky wished to dis­tance his film from Kubrick’s. He found 2001: A Space Odyssey “cold and ster­ile,” and set out to infuse his own sci­ence fic­tion with “pas­sion­ate human drama.” Unlike its predecessor’s gleam­ing high-technology, Tarkovsky built run-down and filthy sets for the space sta­tion, and found futur­is­tic earth­bound loca­tions in the con­tem­po­rary cars and archi­tec­ture of Japan. Finally, Lopate points out that Solaris shares more themes with Alfred Hitchcock’s Ver­tigo than 2001, namely, “the inevitabil­ity of repeat­ing past mistakes.”

Natalya Bondarchuk and Donatas Banionis in SolarisKelvin sees dead people

The links between the two films go beyond the the­matic into the polit­i­cal; Solaris is fre­quently cited as the Soviet Union’s answer to 2001: A Space Odyssey, so it ought to be viewed in the con­text of the Cold War. 2001: A Space Odyssey pre­ceded actual manned moon land­ings, the US’ most defin­i­tive vic­tory in the space race. Kubrick’s visu­als were so effec­tive that they spawned the still-simmering rumor that the moon land­ings were fal­si­fied using footage directed by Kubrick. But before all this, 2001: A Space Odyssey must have seemed like a threat or promise made to the USSR: say­ing, in effect, that the US is going to be first in space and the first to make first con­tact with alien intelligence.

So in this con­text, it’s hard not to inter­pret Solaris as at least partly a pro­pa­ganda coun­ter­shot. It too illus­trates how the soci­ety of its mak­ers and audi­ence also have the brain­power and resources to extend their empire into space. But most unlike 2001: A Space Odyssey, Tarkovsky and co-writer Fridrikh Goren­shtein never allude to pol­i­tics or even men­tion the names of other coun­tries. Kubrick’s film envi­sions no end to the Cold War, even at least thirty years into the future. Kubrick’s vision of the future is actu­ally a wicked satire, show­ing how lit­tle he expects human­ity to evolve despite sig­nif­i­cant tech­no­log­i­cal advances. His future humans still engage in petty squab­bles and apoc­a­lyp­tic brinks­man­ship in the face of a poten­tially paradigm-shifting rev­e­la­tion: the dis­cov­ery of defin­i­tive evi­dence of alien intel­li­gence in a man­u­fac­tured mono­lith buried on Earth’s moon. The US sci­en­tists and gov­ern­ment offi­cials inves­ti­gat­ing the mono­lith seem unmoved by the pow­er­ful notion of alien con­tact, and instead hold bor­ing board­room meet­ings and pose for pho­tographs. In stark con­trast, Tarkovsky’s Solaris has no sense of humor at all, about any­thing. Per­haps the most sig­nif­i­cant trait Solaris shares with Kubrick is a pen­chant for long takes. As Lopate also notes in his Cri­te­rion essay, atyp­i­cally for a Russ­ian film­maker, Tarkovsky favored long takes over Eisen­stein­ian montage.

Donatas Banionis in SolarisKelvin inspects the ductwork

In this vision of the future, the Soviet Union oper­ates a sci­en­tific research sta­tion in orbit over the ocean planet Solaris. An entire school of study called Solar­is­tics has sprung up around the study of the ocean’s pecu­liar prop­er­ties. Astro­naut Berton (Vladislav Dvorzhet­sky) returns to Earth with con­tro­ver­sial claims that the Solaris ocean some­how cre­ates phys­i­cal man­i­fes­ta­tions of land­scapes and mon­strous crea­tures on the planet’s fluid sur­face. Dr. Gibar­ian (Sos Sargsyan), still sta­tioned at Solaris, sends for his old friend, psy­chi­a­trist Chris Kelvin (Donatas Ban­io­nis). Berton, haunted and pre­ma­turely aged by his expe­ri­ences, vis­its Kelvin at his father’s home in an attempt to warn him about what he is surely to expe­ri­ence, but Kelvin rudely dis­misses him. We later learn the source of Kelvin’s mis­an­thropy: his wife Hari (Natalya Bon­darchuk) com­mit­ted sui­cide after he left her some years before.

Kelvin arrives at Solaris to dis­cover that Gibar­ian has already com­mit­ted sui­cide. The strange man­i­fes­ta­tions Berton reported on the Solaris oceans are also occur­ring on board. Every sur­viv­ing sci­en­tist still aboard the space sta­tion is haunted by “guests,” their euphemism for the appari­tions that, as best they can deter­mine, are some­how culled from their most emo­tion­ally intense mem­o­ries. In due course, Kelvin’s dead wife rein­car­nates in a con­fused, partially-formed state. She is dazed and doesn’t quite under­stand who she is or why she is there, and doesn’t “remem­ber” that she is dead. When she tries to undress, she dis­cov­ers her dress is com­pletely sewn shut; Kelvin’s imper­fect mem­o­ries of her appar­ently don’t include but­tons ‘n’ zips. Kelvin also expe­ri­ences fever­ish night­mares in which he con­fuses Hari with his long-dead mother.

Natalya Bondarchuk in Solaristhe twice-doomed Hari (Natalya Bondarchuk)

In a kind of filmed sui­cide note, Gibar­ian tells Kelvin the man­i­fes­ta­tions have “some­thing to do with con­science,” indi­cat­ing that the com­mon ori­gin of every guest is that they are each the pri­mary object of guilt in an individual’s mind. Gibar­ian asks Kelvin “did you see her yet?” sug­gest­ing that he sent for him because he cor­rectly pre­dicted Kelvin’s guest would be his dead wife Hari. The pres­ence of Gibarian’s guest (a lit­tle girl) was evi­dently for him an intol­er­a­ble curse, but per­haps he imag­ines it would be a gift for Kelvin to have Hari back. But the whole sit­u­a­tion begs the ques­tion: if the author­i­ties know about the man­i­fes­ta­tions, why would they agree to send such a psy­cho­log­i­cally dam­aged man as Kelvin?

When Kelvin attempts to leave Hari alone in his quar­ters, the not-quite-human crea­ture man­ages to smash through the door­way in pur­suit. She instinc­tively doesn’t want to be left alone, but can’t explain why. A suit­able sci­ence fic­tion expla­na­tion might be that she some­how senses that she may lit­er­ally dema­te­ri­al­ize when Kelvin’s brain is not within prox­im­ity. Or her newly-formed mind may be suf­fer­ing echoes of what the “real” Hari felt when she com­mit­ted sui­cide after Kelvin left her. What if Kelvin becomes com­fort­able liv­ing with this rein­car­na­tion of Hari, and his guilt for the orig­i­nal woman’s death lessens… will her rein­car­na­tion then disappear?

Donatas Banionis in SolarisKelvin at home in Mother Russia

An obser­va­tion: like Lind­say Anderson’s If… (read The Dork Report review), Solaris uses a mix­ture of black & white and color film. For most of the first hour, black & white footage ini­tially sig­ni­fies either film clips or tele­con­fer­enc­ing (note that the film cor­rectly pre­dicts widescreen HDTV mon­i­tors and web­con­fer­enc­ing in the future). But later sequences appear in black and white, with­out inter­nal jus­ti­fi­ca­tion: first as Berton dri­ves deject­edly back into the city (filmed in the alien land­scapes of Japan), and later as Kelvin locks him­self in his cabin on Solaris. To con­fuse the mat­ter still fur­ther, Kelvin brings a home movie with him from Earth, which is in color! I don’t have a the­ory to explain these log­i­cal dis­crep­an­cies; I’m just point­ing them out.

I’m sur­prised to find to find that I did not like the film as much as my first view­ing almost a decade ago. Solaris is as talky and over­writ­ten as its osten­si­ble model 2001: A Space Odyssey is ele­gantly quiet. Totally self-serious and humor­less, its three-hour run­ning time is frankly a lit­tle try­ing on the patience. In his 1977 appre­ci­a­tion of the film reprinted in the Cri­te­rion edi­tion book­let, Akira Kuro­sawa reports he was stunned by the expense when he vis­ited the set, equiv­a­lent to 600,000,000 yen at the time. But he defends the sig­nif­i­cant length of the early scenes set on Earth, which he inter­prets to be intended to instill nos­tal­gia for Kelvin leav­ing nature behind for­ever. Indeed, the time spent on Earth in the early parts of the film does pre­fig­ure a sig­nif­i­cant home­com­ing at the end, when Kelvin seems to return to a dream­like vision of his father’s house. The for­merly lush and mov­ing nat­ural scenery land­scape is now wasted and frost­bit. It rains inside as well as out, sug­gest­ing a kind of bap­tism or rebirth in the waters of Solaris.


Must Read: Solaris by Phillip Lopate

Must Read: the Organic Mechanic review by Adam Harvey

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The Happening

The Happening movie poster

 

The Hap­pen­ing is the lat­est in a long line of Hol­ly­wood movies that depict attacks of one sort (ter­ror­ist) or another (alien) upon New York City. A mys­te­ri­ous mass hys­te­ria strikes the idyl­lic Bethesda Ter­race (a place I walk through sev­eral times a week) in Manhattan’s Cen­tral Park, and quickly fans out to the entire city. What is later referred to as “the event” or “the hap­pen­ing” (the lat­ter a term pop­u­lar­ized by hip­pies, I believe) appears to be some kind of air­borne toxin that causes every human being within range to calmly and pas­sively com­mit sui­cide. Speak­ing as a New Yorker that lived through 9/11, this open­ing sequence pushes fewer emo­tional but­tons than, say Clover­field (read The Dork Report review), which was explic­itly anal­o­gous to post-9/11 New York as Godzilla was to post-Hiroshima and Nagasaki Japan. But it’s impos­si­ble to not be shaken by the charged image of office work­ers will­ingly jump­ing to their deaths from skyscrapers.

Hav­ing ticked the dis­as­ter movie genre box of “whole­sale mas­sacre in Man­hat­tan,” writer/director/producer M. Night Shya­malan aban­dons New York for the remain­der of the movie and trans­fers the action to his old stomp­ing grounds of Philadel­phia, PA. High school teach­ers Eliot (“Marky” Mark Wahlberg) and Julian (John Leguizamo) catch wind (so to speak) of the event, and pre­sciently make plans to take the next Amtrak train out of 30th Street Sta­tion with their fam­i­lies. Eliot is expe­ri­enc­ing some fric­tion in his mar­riage with Alma (Zooey Deschanel), and warns Julian that she may be act­ing “weird.” It’s up to the viewer to decide if he’s talk­ing about the char­ac­ter Alma or the actress Zooey, whose eyes and face were truly made for the movies but whose eccen­tric line read­ings are indeed “weird.”

Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel in The HappeningBeau­ti­ful down­town Fil­bert, PA

The train halts on the way from Philly to Har­ris­burg, strand­ing the occu­pants in the mid­dle of nowhere — which is to say, the real-life small town Fil­bert, PA. Sci­ence teacher Eliot berates him­self “be sci­en­tific, douchebag!” and uses logic to deduce the facts from the bits of evi­dence he’s picked up along the way: his hunch is that they are not expe­ri­enc­ing a ter­ror­ist chem­i­cal attack, but rather that the earth’s bios­phere is releas­ing a fatal toxin tar­geted to areas heav­ily pop­u­lated by humans. They set off on foot in small groups into the kind of beau­ti­ful rolling fields where Shya­malan set his ear­lier para­ble The Vil­lage (read The Dork Report review).

They come across a for-sale “Model Home”, a giant McMan­sion full of arti­fi­cial good­ies. The per­fect dream home is actu­ally in no way a refuge: there is no food or shel­ter, and it only serves as a lure to other groups less enlight­ened than they; the mere arrival of even one more fel­low trav­eller could boost the local pop­u­la­tion to a point where the plants may attack. Here The film’s first hint of humor appears: Eliot notices a giant indoor plant eerily loom­ing in a cor­ner. He attempts to nego­ti­ate with it for the future of human­ity, until he real­izes that it too is plas­tic. The arti­fi­cial model home is a blunt metaphor for humanity’s dis­pos­able con­sumerism and impact upon the environment.

The HappeningMan­hat­tan is destroyed for the 4,937th time by Hollywood

At this point, The Hap­pen­ing becomes a dif­fer­ent movie, a bet­ter one, receiv­ing a much-needed injec­tion of Shyamalan’s char­ac­ter­is­tic wit and mas­ter­ful use of hor­ror and sus­pense tropes: creepy shad­ows half glimpsed through win­dow slats, batty old lady (Betty Buck­ley) with creepy dolls in her bed, etc. But over­all it’s unchar­ac­ter­is­ti­cally clumsy. His best films (for my money: The Sixth Sense, Unbreak­able, and Signs) are plot­ted so tight you couldn’t remove a sin­gle frame with­out harm­ing them.

It’s unfor­tu­nately over­writ­ten with pages and pages of poor dia­logue, includ­ing this unin­ten­tional howler fea­tured in the trailer: note Marky Mark’s impec­ca­ble gram­mar upon being told his Amtrak train has lost con­tact: “With whom?” Julian also states with odd for­mal­ity that his wife is trav­el­ling sep­a­rately to “the town of Prince­ton.” To be char­i­ta­ble, per­haps Shya­malan fig­ured high school teach­ers might habit­u­ally speak clearly with cor­rect grammar.

John Leguizamo and Mark Wahlberg in The HappeningDo we have time for a cheeses­teak and some Antie Anne’s before our train to nowhere?

There’s too strong a reliance on fake tele­vi­sion news broad­casts to con­vey expo­si­tion (a device only resorted to once or twice in Signs), even con­clud­ing the film with a talk­ing head sci­en­tist explain­ing the take­away mes­sage for the slower mem­bers of the audi­ence: “we’re threat­en­ing the planet.” Watch The Sixth Sense and Unbreak­able again and see how much Shya­malan at his best is able to com­mu­ni­cate with­out dia­logue. How much would Unbreak­able have sucked if Bruce Willis’ char­ac­ter had openly mused about how he was turn­ing into Superman?

Sig­nif­i­cantly for a direc­tor known for work­ing in the hor­ror & sus­pense gen­res (fan­tasy, too, if you count the exe­crable mis­step The Lady in the Water — read The Dork Report review), The Hap­pen­ing is Shyamalan’s first R-rated movie. As if to live up to its hor­ror film billing, the nar­ra­tive fre­quently pauses for con­spic­u­ously gory set-pieces: a woman stabs her­self with a knit­ting nee­dle, a man sets a lawn mower to run over him­self, etc. The brief episodes of gore con­trast with what must have been the major chal­lenge for his story: to visu­al­ize some­thing inher­ently invis­i­ble: a wind-born toxin. Shya­malan sig­nals an oncom­ing attack with gusts of wind. Which is, of course, pre­pos­ter­ous because plants don’t cause wind (if my mem­ory of ele­men­tary school sci­ence is cor­rect, the wind starts from the motions of the tides). The char­ac­ters out­run­ning wind is about as pre­pos­ter­ous as the advanc­ing killer frost in Roland Emmerich’s envi­ron­men­tal dis­as­ter movie The Day After Tomorrow.

Zooey Deschanel and Marky Mark Wahlberg in The HappeningZooey Deschanel and Marky Mark Wahlberg peek around the cor­ner for the next plot twist

The film’s envi­ron­men­tal issues first appear with a faint fla­vor of cre­ation­ism in an early scene set in Eliot’s class­room. He believes there are aspects of nature we may never truly under­stand, although sci­ence may slap an expla­na­tion on them in ret­ro­spect. But “just a the­ory” is the lan­guage of anti-intellectual cre­ation­ists who wish to dis­count evo­lu­tion. In Shyamalan’s hindu world­view, does an act of nature equal an act of god? Is the earth being mali­cious, defen­sive, or both? The planet may not be act­ing with con­scious intel­li­gence, but rather as a mere reac­tion to stim­uli; a kind of thin­ning of the herds.

As was the case with the 2003 black­out in the north­east, Shya­malan was cor­rect in observ­ing that everyone’s first the­ory in any post 9/11 calamity would be that it’s a ter­ror­ist attack. But it’s pretty much estab­lished very early that the cul­prits are the plants. This pretty much drains the sus­pense out of the pic­ture, and I actu­ally wished for one of Shyamalan’s patented twist end­ings. It does seem hugely wimpy com­pared the ruth­less and unspar­ing The Mist (read The Dork Report review). If Shya­malan had had the guts to go for a bleak end­ing like writer/director Frank Darabont’s Stephen King adap­ta­tion, The Hap­pen­ing might have been bet­ter received and per­haps remem­bered as one of his best.


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The Mist

The Mist

 

Has writer/director Frank Darabont been weighed down by the heavy legacy of his first fea­ture film? The Shaw­shank Redemp­tion remains one of the most pop­u­lar movies ever made, if not quite (yet?) accepted into the canon (read The Dork Report review). The Mist, after The Green Mile, is Darabont’s third Stephen King adap­ta­tion, so far only hav­ing made only one fea­ture not derived from a King work. After two prison yarns (one set very much in the real world, the other with a dash of the super­nat­ural), Darabont now turns to one of King’s more char­ac­ter­is­ti­cally grue­some hor­ror tales.

King writes at great length about clas­sic hor­ror movies in his non­fic­tion book Danse Macabre, and The Mist squarely fits into one kind of clas­sic b-movie struc­ture. We open in a seem­ingly bucolic lake­side town with sim­mer­ing ten­sions between local res­i­dents and wealth­ier week­enders sum­mer­ing in lovely lake­side homes. A mys­te­ri­ous, mostly unseen, and def­i­nitely hos­tile alien force traps a ran­dom assort­ment of local per­son­al­i­ties in a super­mar­ket. The hor­ror works best before we actu­ally see any evi­dence of the super­nat­ural; for exam­ple, a char­ac­ter bolts into the store, full of ner­vous but not yet ter­ri­fied cit­i­zens, cry­ing the simul­ta­ne­ously eerie and hilar­i­ous line “There’s some­thing in the mist!” For home view­ers, a big reveal was spoiled right in the DVD menus: one of the adver­saries is a very bib­li­cal swarm of giant beastly locusts.

The MistThey’re heeeeeeere…

Like vir­tu­ally every zom­bie movie ever made, a cross-section of soci­ety is trapped in a con­fined loca­tion, under siege by unstop­pable forces. The micro­cosm includes rep­re­sen­ta­tives of all the usual sus­pects, includ­ing a top New York City lawyer (because we all know NYC sharks are more venal than the reg­u­lar kind) Brent Nor­ton (Andre Braugher), a cou­ple of good ol’ boys, the town cutie pie, a few hand­some young lads from the nearby mil­i­tary base, and the res­i­dent looney fun­da­men­tal­ist Mrs. Car­mody (Mar­cia Gay Harden). The Mist is not above another clas­sic hor­ror movie cliché: the vir­ginal good girl kisses a boy and dies hor­ri­bly in the very next scene. The heroes that arise are, of course, unlikely: a gro­cery bag­ger (an inter­est­ing char­ac­ter with a lot left up to us to fill in: he’s not a young man, and he’s got brains and skills, so how did he end up in such a dead-end job?) and a rel­a­tively wealthy artist David (an out­sider to the town, viewed as elitist).

We first see “our hero” (more on that later) David (Thomas Jane) in the very first shot. He’s an illus­tra­tor of movie posters: I spot­ted three shout-outs to genre movies both actual and poten­tial: Guillermo Del Toro’s Pan’s Labyrinth, John Carpenter’s remake of The Thing, and Stephen King’s own Dark Tower. He’s a macho, badass painter, using the back of his own hand as a palette, and bitch­ing about stu­dios cob­bling together cheap posters in Photoshop.

Speak­ing of craven movie stu­dios, some­times stu­dios white­wash action and hor­ror movies to cater to more lucra­tive PG-13 audi­ences (like Blade III: Trin­ity, extra­or­di­nar­ily lame & tame com­pared to Guillermo Del Toro’s out­ra­geously gory Blade II — vam­pire autopsy, any­one?). The Mist is one of the few R-rated hor­ror movies I’ve seen that might have been bet­ter with less gore and pro­fan­ity. Most espe­cially the pro­fan­ity — I’m cer­tainly guilty of salty lan­guage in my own vocab­u­lary, but the over­all F-bomb count in The Mist is so absurdly high that it almost seems as if the film­mak­ers were delib­er­ately striv­ing for a record.

The MistPlay misty for me?

Over­all, I’d have to say I really did not care for the movie, find­ing it over­writ­ten. At numer­ous points, char­ac­ters expli­cate the plot, elapsed time, and char­ac­ter arcs — to para­phrase an exam­ple: “It’s only been two days, and Mrs. Car­mody has already turned every­body against us… in only two days!” It’s also too reliant on CG gore for a story than depends on the hor­ror of the unseen (also where M. Night Shyamalan’s oth­er­wise great Signs falls down). But the best bits of the movie are squeezed between the CG set pieces, and the entire affair is redeemed by an utterly aston­ish­ing end­ing. Although I nor­mally don’t con­cern myself with spoil­ers on The Dork Report, it would be cruel of me to reveal the end­ing here. Suf­fice to say, it’s impos­si­ble to imag­ine how a script this bleak was financed and dis­trib­uted (by Dimen­sion Films). I also wish I had seen the movie in the­aters so I could see first­hand how an aver­age audi­ence would react to such an end­ing. The big downer at the end of Clover­field (read The Dork Report review) did not go over well, to say the least, and The Mist makes that one look pos­i­tively wimpy.

Like Signs and Stephen Spielberg’s War of the Worlds, The Mist depicts a mas­sive alien inva­sion from the per­spec­tive of reg­u­lar folk, as opposed to the global view taken by movies such as The Day The Earth Stood Still and Inde­pen­dence Day. But The Mist has a truer end­ing than any of these exam­ples. The core theme is of the roles peo­ple assume under extreme duress. Their illu­sions about them­selves are ampli­fied and they believe their own myth. Just as the fun­da­men­tal­ist Mrs. Car­mody com­pen­sates for a life­time of exile from healthy human inter­ac­tion by ele­vat­ing her­self into a dem­a­gogue (I’m reminded of the char­ac­ter­i­za­tion of the young Adolf Hitler in the movie Max, as he first finds the mass adu­la­tion he desires as he ral­lies a crowd into a racist frenzy), David falls all too well into the role of hero; he never com­plains when peo­ple turn to him for strength and lead­er­ship. The so-called “hicks” that fight him in the begin­ning of the film were right; he does think he’s smarter than every­body else. In movies, he’s exactly the kind of guy other char­ac­ters auto­mat­i­cally defer to in dire sit­u­a­tions: So-and-so’s dying of third degree burns? Tell David! What do we do next? Ask David!

The utter demo­li­tion of the stock hero char­ac­ter type is so sur­pris­ingly strong that it’s prac­ti­cally sub­ver­sive. I had thought Post­mod­ern genre films had petered out after their late-90s golden age of Scream, Star­ship Troop­ers, and Wild Things. But The Mist is a new entry in the Post­mod­ern genre cycle, in the sense that it com­ments crit­i­cally upon the hor­ror movie genre, and yet still actu­ally is a hor­ror movie. The Mist may be a mon­ster movie, but it’s not about a Thing, an Alien, or a Crea­ture from the Black Lagoon; it reveals the stan­dard hero char­ac­ter to be a kind of mon­ster himself.


Offi­cial movie site: www.themist-movie.com

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AVP:R — Aliens vs. Predator — Requiem

Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem

 

Rid­ley Scott’s orig­i­nal Alien is one of the most effec­tive and influ­en­tial hor­ror films ever made, and a per­sonal favorite of this Dork Reporter, who makes no apolo­gies. Its art direc­tion and visual aes­thetic were so far ahead of their time that pretty much only the hair­cuts have dated, but the real keys to its longevity are its brains and depth of sub­stance. No doubt there have since been dozens of dis­ser­ta­tions on its gen­der themes and often overtly sex­u­al­ized imagery designed by bio­me­chan­i­cal artist H.R. Giger. Once you real­ize the por­tal to the crashed space­craft is a giant vagina and the Alien’s head is an erect penis, you will never be able to un-see it.

But Alien’s most unfor­tu­nate legacy is that it has for­ever melded the sci­ence fic­tion and hor­ror gen­res in movie­go­ers expec­ta­tions. Aside from the odd excep­tions to the rule rang­ing from the parable-for-all-ages E.T. to the gut-wrenching social cri­tique Chil­dren of Men, we now can’t have a hor­ror film with­out a rub­bery alien or a sci-fi film with­out evis­cer­a­tions and gore.

Worst of all, the Alien fran­chise has been cursed with dimin­ish­ing returns. Prob­a­bly but not nec­es­sar­ily by design, James Cameron’s vapid sequel Aliens com­pletely drained the core themes and sub­texts from the orig­i­nal in favor of the mere spec­ta­cle of space­ships and bul­lets. Sub­se­quent sequels achieved the rare feats of being by far the worst films of two extra­or­di­nar­ily tal­ented direc­tors: David Fincher’s com­pro­mised Alien3 (the only install­ment with the tra­di­tional numeral in the title) and Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s bizarre-but-not-in-a-good-way Alien: Res­ur­rec­tion.

Part of the prob­lem is that there can be only a lim­ited set of vari­a­tions on the core premise. The orig­i­nal Alien found the right recipe on its first try: lone but nearly invin­ci­ble crea­ture vs. unarmed bunch of humans in claus­tro­pho­bic envi­ron­ment = teh awe­some. Most sequels mul­ti­plied the num­ber of aliens only to find that their col­lec­tive dra­matic impact was less­ened when all it took was a futur­is­tic Colo­nial Space Marine’s rifle to dis­patch one.

Aliens vs. Predator - RequiemNope, I just see two dudes in rub­ber suits

Mean­while, the less ambi­tious Preda­tor fran­chise man­aged to only rack up a mea­ger two install­ments. Per­haps their lesser appeal is attrib­ut­able to what the Alien films got right; the “aliens” are not intel­li­gent mem­bers of a soci­ety like the Preda­tors, whose entire cul­ture is based upton the con­cept of hunt­ing for sport. Aliens are instinc­tual beasts that live to eat and (espe­cially) to breed, so sav­age and ani­mal­is­tic that their species doesn’t even have a name.

The two spent prop­er­ties found a new life together in the unholy crossover mar­riage “Alien vs. Preda­tor” that began as comics and video games. Inevitably, they found their way back to cin­e­mas as Hol­ly­wood attempted to reboot the cash flow with the first Alien vs. Preda­tor film in 2004. But this “new” series has already run out of vari­a­tions on the core premise in only its sec­ond installment.

Believe it or not, AVP:R is the first Alien film set not only in the present day, but also actu­ally on Earth. This time around we have a sin­gle Preda­tor vs mul­ti­ple aliens, with a vari­ety of help­less human bystanders caught in the cross­fire. Basi­cally, the Preda­tors screw up and acci­den­tally seed Earth with a batch of aliens they had intended to breed as hunt­ing stock. A lone Preda­tor, per­haps fan­cy­ing him­self a sort of space age Mr. Fixit, attempts to white­wash his col­leagues’ mess. He’s no sym­pa­thetic hero, how­ever, for he doesn’t hes­i­tate to take the pelt of a human as a tro­phy when the oppor­tu­nity arises.

To go back to the afore­men­tioned vari­ety of help­less human bystanders: any decent screen­writer or pro­ducer (or, hell, any­one who’s seen a cou­ple of movies) should have real­ized that there are three prob­lems with this sce­nario: “vari­ety,” “help­less,” and “bystanders.” The huge cast of human char­ac­ters all remain under­de­vel­oped. The lamest thread involves a bunch of so-called teenagers, obvi­ously writ­ten by a screen­writer that was never actu­ally a teenager. The only rec­og­niz­able face (to this Dork Reporter, at least) is Reiko Aylesworth from 24, mis­cast as an Army sol­dier on leave. Her only pur­poses in the story seem to be to instruct the audi­ence that guns work bet­ter if you shout while shoot­ing, and to have some­one on hand who might plau­si­bly know how to fly a helicopter.

Aliens vs. Predator - RequiemMandible with care

AVP:R is so divorced from the six prior Alien films that there are only two ten­u­ous con­ti­nu­ity threads to link them. A Mrs. Yutani appears, pre­sum­ably of the Weyland-Yutani cor­po­ra­tion that, in the future, has the secret agenda of locat­ing more aliens as it strip mines the galaxy for fos­sil fuels. But per­haps the one true link to the orig­i­nal Alien film from 1979 is a sequence involv­ing a chick strip­ping down to her skivvies. In the orig­i­nal, the truly badass Rip­ley (Sigour­ney Weaver) deservedly kicks back her heels and gets ready for a suspended-animation nap in her undies, but here all we get is a bland “hot­tie” strip­ping for her unlikely dweeb crush (an inci­dence of nerd wish-fulfillment that speaks vol­umes as to the matu­rity and life expe­ri­ences of the filmmakers).

What should have been another major screen­writ­ing red flag is the hugely unsat­is­fy­ing end­ing. When the Preda­tor, the clos­est thing the film has to a hero or pro­tag­o­nist, finally closes in on his prey, they go at it look­ing for all the world like two pro wrestlers in rub­ber suits. And then imme­di­ately… they’re both oblit­er­ated by a nuke. A small hand­ful of the humans are only barely proac­tive and man­age to sur­vive untrau­ma­tized despite hav­ing watched all their fam­i­lies and loved ones killed.

So why do I keep pun­ish­ing myself by watch­ing each Alien sequel? I don’t ever again expect some­thing as mul­ti­lay­ered as the orig­i­nal Alien, but I do keep think­ing that these kinds of movies are sup­posed to be at best enter­tain­ing and at worst a lit­tle fun, and yet they always turn out tor­tur­ously awful. AVP:R’s best qual­ity is its brisk 86 minute run­ning time, even in its unrated extended DVD cut.


Offi­cial movie site: www.avp-r.com

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