The International

The International movie poster

 

The Inter­na­tional is a dis­ap­point­ment com­ing from Tom Tyk­wer, direc­tor of the kinetic clas­sic Run Lola Run, the mys­ti­cal The Princess & The War­rior, and the lunatic, per­verse Per­fume. The Inter­na­tional is by far his most con­ven­tional in sub­ject mat­ter, and lack­ing his energy and spirit. It espe­cially suf­fers in com­par­i­son to its clos­est con­tem­po­rary rivals in the globe-trotting action/suspense field, Jason Bourne and James Bond.

Eric Singer’s orig­i­nal screen­play unrav­els the sort of para­noid con­spir­acy the­ory that only exists in fic­tion, but in fact is based on an actual scan­dal involv­ing the Bank of Credit and Com­merce Inter­na­tional (BCCI), which col­lapsed in 1991. But the fic­tion­al­ized story makes use of ridicu­lous con­trivances that reduce a mas­sive inter­na­tional inves­ti­ga­tion down to a two-handed oper­a­tion involv­ing dis­graced Inter­pol agent Louis Salinger (Clive Owen) and Man­hat­tan Dis­trict Attor­ney (and MILF) Eleanor Whit­man (Naomi Watts).

Clive Owen and Naomi Watts in The InternationalFor the love of God, will some­body please tell me where Tyk­wer hid the camera?!

Speak­ing of, The Inter­na­tional is a true waste of Watts’ tal­ent (watch Mul­hol­land Drive and Funny Games for a primer). A poten­tially shock­ing moment comes when her char­ac­ter is hit by a car. Not to sound blood­thirsty, but it might have been very inter­est­ing for her char­ac­ter to make an untimely exit from the movie, à la Julianne Moore in Chil­dren of Men (read The Dork Report review) and Janet Leigh in Psy­cho. But she escapes with just an arm brace, with as lit­tle impact on the plot as on her body.

Clive Owen in The InternationalToy Guggen­heim… toy Guggenheim…

The International’s best pur­pose is per­haps as porn for those with an archi­tec­tural fetish. Much has been made of the production’s recre­ation of New York’s Guggen­heim Museum inte­rior on a Euro­pean sound­stage. But the extended fire­fight sequence is dis­ap­point­ing and clumsy. Michael Mann is often cred­ited for being the mas­ter of such sequences, and for good rea­son. He uti­lizes his total com­mand of space in Heat’s street shootout and Collateral’s night­club bat­tle. You never for­get where all the char­ac­ters are in rela­tion to each other and the sur­round­ing archi­tec­ture. Like­wise Paul Green­grass’ work in The Bourne Supremacy and Ulti­ma­tum. But The International’s grand shootout is a sense­less jum­ble, and even the total num­ber of assailants seems to wildly fluc­tu­ate. First there are two… no, four… no, eight! And the last two are right above you… no, wait, they’re loi­ter­ing on the ground floor. A mess.


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Children of Men

Children of Men

 

Alfonso Cuarón’s Chil­dren of Men is absolutely one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. Two view­ings have over­whelmed me with some of the strongest emo­tional reac­tions I’ve ever had to a movie. It is, at the very least, one of the best of 2007 (along with Pan’s Labyrinth and United 93), and every­thing the similarly-themed V for Vendetta could have been.

Children of MenThis cof­fee packs a wallop

The movie opens nearly two decades after the last human birth. Mass infer­til­ity is a ter­ri­fy­ingly plau­si­ble sci-fi trope in 2008, with loom­ing cli­mate cat­a­stro­phe, increased rates of autism and aller­gies, and the immi­nent threat of a globe-spanning con­ta­gious dis­ease out­break like SARS (a fic­tional flu pan­demic is alluded to in the film). As the infer­til­ity remains uncured, so too is it unex­plained for the audi­ence. The best sci­ence fic­tion avoids pedes­trian pseudo-science that tends not to date well (2001: A Space Odyssey being the excep­tion that proves the rule). The most detail we learn is that women are infer­tile, and we can assume that cloning and arti­fi­cial insem­i­na­tion of frozen eggs have failed. So by the time the film opens, the harsh fact that the human race is doomed to slowly die out is a given, and has reduced the world’s soci­eties into chaos. Only Britain has been able to sur­vive, to a point, using only the harsh­est total­i­tar­ian meth­ods. In pro­pa­ganda com­mer­cials glimpsed through­out the movie, Britain con­grat­u­lates itself for the fas­cism that makes it pos­si­ble to carry on; but is this kind of sur­vival worth the price?

Immi­grants flood the only coun­try with some sem­blance of sta­bil­ity, flee­ing unspec­i­fied atroc­i­ties abroad. All we learn of the United States is of a vague cat­a­stro­phe in New York creep­ily referred to only as “it.” Immi­grants are demo­nized as “fugis” (for “fugi­tives,” per­haps pun­ning on the deroga­tory British slang “paki” for any and all Mid­dle East­ern­ers) and penned in con­cen­tra­tion camps. Many shots explic­itly allude to infa­mous images of cap­tive enemy com­bat­ants in Guan­tanamo Bay. Sev­eral of the fugi­tive voices we hear are Ger­man, caus­ing one to won­der just what exactly may have hap­pened in Ger­many, and if it may have been some­thing we have seen before in human his­tory. My Ger­man is non-existent, but If I’m not mis­taken, we over­hear one cap­tive Ger­man woman bit­terly com­plain to her guard for being locked up in a deten­tion cell with black peo­ple. It’s not a pretty pic­ture of human nature, that at the worst of times, the worst of us comes out.

Children of MenAt gun­point is one way to recon­nect with an ex

The five cred­ited screen­writ­ers, usu­ally a bad sign, have done an extra­or­di­nary job of adapt­ing the orig­i­nal novel by P.D. James (who, accord­ing to IMDB, has an uncred­ited cameo in the café bombed in the open­ing moments of the film). I don’t know if I would go so far as to say the movie is “bet­ter” than its source mate­r­ial, but it is cer­tainly more vis­ceral and emo­tion­ally affect­ing to a post 9/11 audi­ence. As an adap­ta­tion, the many changes are jus­ti­fied and ben­e­fit the trans­la­tion to a dif­fer­ent medium and time. Most sig­nif­i­cantly, the chronol­ogy is con­densed from months to days, and the rel­a­tively polite insur­rec­tion­ist group The Five Fish has become a full-fledged ter­ror­ist orga­ni­za­tion called sim­ply The Fish. Theo (Clive Owen) is younger, and no longer liv­ing a life of wealthy ease. He’s a gam­bler and alco­holic, and his orig­i­nal moti­va­tion to help The Fish is raw money. His cousin Nigel (Danny Hus­ton) is not the all-powerful War­den of Eng­land of the book, but rather merely the effete guardian of the Ark of the Arts. King Crimson’s dra­matic Mel­lotron dirge “In the Court of the Crim­son King” fit­tingly accom­pa­nies Theo as he vis­its Nigel, pass­ing into a walled city that sep­a­rates the priv­i­leged élite from the work­ing masses out­side (Naomi Klein pre­dicts the future dom­i­nance of such places in the DVD bonus fea­tures). The Ark is a point­less quest to archive the world’s great works of art, includ­ing every­thing from Michelangelo’s David, Picasso’s Guer­nica, to Pink Floyd’s inflat­able pig.

Children of MenCry­ing babies don’t usu­ally have this effect on people

Sev­eral mind-bendingly impos­si­ble track­ing shots grace the film, so fluid and jus­ti­fied by the action that the mind barely reg­is­ters a lack of cut­ting. There is an incred­i­ble level of detail in the art direc­tion, but as Cuaron declares in the DVD bonus fea­tures, the goal to was be the “anti-Blade Run­ner.” Two decades hence, tech­nol­ogy has marched on only to a degree. What’s the point of inno­va­tion in fash­ion, auto­mo­biles, and con­sumer elec­tron­ics when the human race is doomed to extinc­tion? Eerie sights include fields of burn­ing cat­tle corpses (pos­si­bly due to mad cow dis­ease, or more likely the sim­ple fact that the farm­ing econ­omy has col­lapsed), aban­doned and crum­bling schools, and the promi­nence of dog rac­ing as the sport of choice in a world with fewer and fewer fit young peo­ple every day.

Children of MenThe Human Project is real

Chil­dren of Men may be a pun­ish­ingly bleak vision of the future, but there is hope to be had. Theo is a bro­ken man resolved to a slow death, both his own and of his species. But there is some­thing spe­cial within him; his for­mer lover Julian (Julianne Moore) trusts him over every­one else to do the right thing when pre­sented with a gift of hope: the first human child in two decades. Even ani­mals are drawn to him, includ­ing dogs, kit­tens, and deer. His friend Jasper (Michael Caine) praises the Hindu Peace Mantra, which also appears as an epi­gram after the cred­its (over the sound of chil­dren play­ing), and bears repeat­ing here:

Shan­tih Shan­tih Shantih

Offi­cial movie site: www.childrenofmen.net

Must view: Daily Film Dose’s Great­est Long Track­ing Shots in Cin­ema, includ­ing Chil­dren of Men.

Must view: a reel of fake adverts made for the film by For­eign Office Design (via Kottke.org)

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Elizabeth: The Golden Age

Elizabeth the Golden Age movie poster

 

I’ll have to gang up with the gen­eral crit­i­cal con­sen­sus around Eliz­a­beth: The Golden Age, best summed up as: Cate Blanchett is astound­ing, as usual (yawn — the Acad­emy Award nom­i­na­tion was vir­tu­ally assured before the cam­eras rolled), but the movie is a dis­ap­point­ing sequel to a pow­er­ful original.

Oh, and did I men­tion that Cate is great? Oh yeah, you don’t need me to say that.

Cate Blanchette in Elizabeth the Golden AgeCate is great; what else is new?

The cin­e­matog­ra­phy is lovely but the edit­ing a lit­tle choppy for a time­line that spans so much time. The stag­ing is some­what less than epic; even large CG set pieces like the Pirates of the Caribbean–style sea bat­tle between the Eng­lish and Span­ish armadas seem under-staffed by back­ground actors. A typ­i­cal line of dia­log, quot­ing from mem­ory, is the dash­ing Sir Wal­ter Raleigh killing two cliches with one stone with a humdinger like “We’re only human; we do what we can.”

Clive Owen as Sir Walter Raleigh in Elizabeth the Golden AgeSir Wal­ter Raleigh sails away from the Kraken

Erm, that’s about it. I’ll try to think of some­thing smarter to say about the next one.


Offi­cial movie site: www.elizabeththegoldenage.net

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