Don’t Panic! Turn your iPhone into The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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Don’t you wish you could turn your iPhone, iPad, or iPod Touch into The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, as seen in the epony­mous series of nov­els by Dou­glas Adams? Of course you do! Install these free wall­pa­pers, open up The Guide, grab your towel, stick out your Elec­tronic Thumb, and hit the space­ways. But do try to avoid Vogon vessels…

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Objectified

Objectified movie poster

 

Objec­ti­fied finds its the­sis in a quo­ta­tion from one of history’s prime indus­tri­al­ists, Henry Ford: “Every object, whether inten­tional or not, speaks to who­ever put it there.” In other words, every­thing we select, pur­chase, and inter­act with, was first designed and man­u­fac­tured by a skilled arti­san. That person’s job is to obsess about you, your body, needs and habits, and how their prod­uct might become a part of your life. Direc­tor Gary Hustwit’s pre­vi­ous doc­u­men­tary fea­ture Hel­vetica (read The Dork Report review) was a cel­e­bra­tion of typog­ra­phers and graphic design­ers, but also inspired every­one else to rec­og­nize the long his­tory and great labor that went into the type­faces they use every day on their com­puter screens. Sim­i­larly, Objec­ti­fied pro­files the often unknown indus­trial design­ers behind the stuff we buy.

Jonathan Ives in ObjectifiedJonathan Ives’ inner sanc­tum. After con­duct­ing this inter­view, Apple had the film­mak­ers shot.

Apple’s res­i­dent guru Jonathan Ive is per­haps the most famous design auteur fea­tured. Ive is prob­a­bly the sec­ond most famous per­son at Apple, justly acclaimed for his sin­gu­lar design aes­thetic that first caught the pub­lic imag­i­na­tion with the stark, white, decep­tively “sim­ple” iPod. Ive’s boss Steve Jobs famously said that design is “not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works,” a prin­ci­ple born out in Ive’s work. Know­ing inside and out the par­tic­u­lars of dif­fer­ent mate­ri­als and man­u­fac­tur­ing is just part of design­ing a product’s exter­nals. Ive uses the precision-tooled parts of a dis­as­sem­bled Mac­Book Pro to illus­trate that Apple spends an enor­mous amount of time and resources not just design­ing their prod­ucts, but also the cus­tom machines and processes nec­es­sary to mass pro­duce them.

Naoto Fukasawa in ObjectifiedNaoto Fuka­sawa rethinks the CD player.

Objec­ti­fied spends some con­sid­er­able time on the topic of sus­tain­abil­ity, a respon­si­bil­ity that regret­tably only recently entered the indus­trial designer’s job descrip­tion. Valerie Casey of IDEO relates the incred­i­ble anec­dote of the dif­fi­cult process of devel­op­ing a new tooth­brush. When the prod­uct is finally ready and in stores, she embarks on a much-needed vaca­tion to Fiji. If you couldn’t guess where this story was going, she finds a dis­carded IDEO tooth­brush washed up on a beach halfway around the world. In less than a week, her prod­uct had become pollution.

Objec­ti­fied nec­es­sar­ily makes a brief detour into inter­ac­tion design (this brief digres­sion would be wor­thy of a film unto itself, but in the mean­time, the curi­ous can refer to Steven John­son’s 1997 book Inter­face Cul­ture: How New Tech­nol­ogy Trans­forms the Way We Cre­ate and Com­mu­ni­cate). When we inter­act with most ana­log prod­ucts, their form fol­lows their func­tion. As a thought exper­i­ment, would an alien from outer space (or a Tarzan raised in the wild) be able to infer an object’s func­tion sim­ply by look­ing at it? That is likely the case with a spoon or chair, but not so much with an iPhone. For many prod­ucts of the dig­i­tal age, the out­ward form fac­tor gives no clues as to the func­tion. Thus, inter­ac­tion design was born with the Xerox PARC graph­i­cal user inter­face. Many of our daily tasks are now abstracted onto a two-dimensional screen. The Apple iPhone and iPad have pop­u­lar­ized the touch­screen, which likely sig­nals the begin­ning of another sea change when periph­er­als like key­boards and mice will be revealed to have been a tem­po­rary evo­lu­tion­ary bump, now marked for extinction.

still from ObjectifiedAwww yeah, design­ers know what time it is.

The last images we see are of the devices used to make the movie itself: a com­puter, hard drive, and cam­era. Tellingly, the Objec­ti­fied Blu-ray edi­tion has no menu struc­ture at all. You put it in, it plays, and the sup­ple­men­tary fea­tures fol­low imme­di­ately after the clos­ing cred­its. It’s a com­pletely guided, lin­ear expe­ri­ence that speaks to the film’s ele­va­tion of the cre­ator over the consumer.


Offi­cial movie site: www.objectifiedfilm.com

Must read: A Hur­ri­cane of Con­sumer Val­ues by Alissa Walker

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The Dork Report Special Edition: My iTunes 7 Nightmare

Apple iTunes 7 icon

As Engad­get reports, iTunes 7 may be more than a lit­tle flakey, and I have a night­mare story of my own.

First, some back­ground: I use a Power­Book G4 17″, with a very, very large iTunes library of 16,000 plus tracks, stored on an exter­nal 250 GB LaCie Firewire hard drive. Per­haps unwisely, I was doing sev­eral things at once shortly after down­load­ing the brand new iTunes 7: lis­ten­ing to a smart playlist on shuf­fle, and batch edit­ing tags in another smart playlist (specif­i­cally, edit­ing the Album Artist tags of all my com­pi­la­tions to read “Var­i­ous Artists” — see The Dork Report for Sep­tem­ber 13 for more infor­ma­tion). To com­pli­cate mat­ters, I was run­ning Last.fm in back­ground (itself freshly updated to Ver­sion 1.0.6).

After batch edit­ing tags for sev­eral min­utes, I open­ing the batch info win­dow for another dozen or so. iTunes sud­denly stopped play­ing a few sec­onds into Pink Floyd’s “Time” from The Dark Side of the Moon, and then froze. I noticed Last.fm had frozen as well. I waited until it seemed nei­ther would free up on their own, then I force quit both. I relaunched iTunes, but it was not­i­ca­bly slug­gish (many spin­ning psy­che­delic piz­zas of death for me). I selected a song to get info, and noth­ing hap­pened. I tried another and a tiny excla­ma­tion mark appeared next to it (which I know from expe­ri­ence to mean that a track has been man­u­ally deleted or moved on your hard drive and iTunes can no longer locate it). I ner­vously switched to the Finder and clicked on the music folder on my exter­nal drive. To my hor­ror, the folder was empty, and the cus­tom icon I had applied long ago had disappeared!

Need­less to say, I feared the worst: sev­eral giga­bytes and years worth of music col­lect­ing (not to men­tion irre­place­able tracks pur­chased on the iTunes Store) gone. Not know­ing what else to do, in fact think­ing doing any­thing else might make mat­ters worse, I quit iTunes and restarted my Power­book. The exter­nal drive took longer to mount than usual (I’ve read that Mac OS X checks disks for errors on startup, so per­haps it sensed a prob­lem and was run­ning a repair). Once every­thing had started up and set­tled, I used Disk Util­ity to ver­ify both my inter­nal and exter­nal dri­ves, with no errors reported. Tak­ing the prover­bial deep breath, I opened up my exter­nal Firewire drive… and the folder was back to nor­mal. I launched iTunes, and again, every­thing was nor­mal. As if noth­ing had hap­pened. Thank god, right? But ter­ri­fy­ing that sev­eral giga­bytes of files could dis­ap­pear and reap­pear so easily.

Shaken, I ran Backup to bring my Home folder back­ups up to date, and promptly went to bed to try and calm myself down with a nap.

There are a bevy of other prob­lems being reported on Mac­in­touch, includ­ing the very odd case of large chunks of people’s libraries being flagged as “Explicit.” But I think my story wins.

So. Lessons learned:

  1. For cry­ing out loud, buy SuperDuper already! I’ve never prop­erly backed up my music col­lec­tion for the sim­ple rea­son that I don’t have another drive big enough to dupli­cate it. Time, I think, to start delet­ing crap I never lis­ten to nor wish to keep, and bring it down to a size more eas­ily backed up.
  2. Resist the temp­ta­tion to down­load new soft­ware as soon as it comes out. At the very least, don’t stress-test it with pre­cious, irre­place­able com­puter data.

The Dork Report for September 13, 2006

Apple iTunes 7 icon

Time for some oblig­a­tory mouthing off about Apple’s lat­est iFi­esta:

  • iPod with Video (such an ungainly name): enhanced with more stor­age and brighter screen.
  • iPod Nano: totally redesigned. Or rather, it’s just like the retired iPod mini except more mini. Comes in a very con­fus­ing array of mod­els, with cer­tain col­ors only avail­able with cer­tain stor­age sizes. No doubt black iPods are pop­u­lar, for that fin­ish is reserved for the top-priced model.
  • iPod Shuf­fle: totally redesigned. Really small. Really, really small. No, I mean, like, accidentally-inhale-small.
  • iTV: pre­viewed months ahead of planned release, usual for Apple to say the least. I already use Air­port Express to wire­lessly stream music from my com­puter to my stereo, a mas­sive improve­ment oo my computer’s speak­ers (which don’t suck). So being able to stream video to a real TV will no doubt be really cool. $299 doesn’t seem like so much when an iPod costs about the same.
  • The iTunes Music Store is now sim­ply (and belat­edly) just iTunes Store. Fea­ture films and iPod Games join the exist­ing lineup of music, audio­books, pod­casts, TV shows and music videos. Buy­ing sin­gle TV shows and music videos makes sense to me (thanks to iTunes, I didn’t miss a sin­gle Lost episode last sea­son), but at this point I can’t imag­ine ever buy­ing a movie as a dig­i­tal down­load. It’s a rare movie I see twice, and those that I wish to, I’ll buy the DVD (or just rent it twice through Net­flix) for higher-quality pic­ture and sur­round sound, not to men­tion bonus mate­r­ial. And dig­i­tal down­load prices of $9.99 to $14.99 are absurd; I recently pur­chased the new 2-disc spe­cial edi­tion of Apoc­a­lypse Now! from Ama­zon for about $13.
  • iTunes 7, the first new release in years to include actual new fea­tures to enhance lis­ten­ing to and orga­niz­ing music. Pre­vi­ously releases were almost entirely commerce-related (adding music video and TV con­tent to the iTunes Store), and Apple has appar­ently been sav­ing up a huge flood of new fea­tures, some sig­nif­i­cant, oth­ers troublesome:
    • Tog­gle between view options: 1. the famil­iar stan­dard list, 2. grouped by album (with art­work), and 3. Cover Flow. Pur­chased out­right from Steel Skies, Cover Flow is a visu­ally strik­ing new inter­face that aims to evoke the real-world brows­ing of albums by their cov­ers. It appar­ently caches the album cover image files on your hard drive the first time you use it, so if it seems slow at first it should improve. It’s neat; already I think I will con­tinue to use the bor­ing list view when I know specif­i­cally what I’m look­ing for, but Cover Flow is a way to skim through and redis­cover dusty old tracks I may have fogot­ten about.
    • Gap­less play­back. I haven’t tried this fea­ture yet myself, but it always was annoy­ing to hear a split-second pause between tracks on a live album, so this is wel­come. To take advan­tage of it, how­ever, iTunes must res­can your entire library, which can take for­ever if you have as huge a col­lec­tion as me. Then you need to man­u­ally tag spe­cific tracks as part of “gap­less albums.” I’m not sure what hap­pens then when you lis­ten to stuff on shuf­fle… when hap­pens when a “gap­less” track is ran­domly cued up to a gappy one?
    • Trans­fer from iPod, mean­ing that for the first time, you can legally copy music from your iPod to another com­puter. How­ever, it is lim­ited to files pur­chased from the iTunes Store, and the des­ti­na­tion com­puter must also be autho­rized (the first time you play a pur­chased file on any com­puter, you have to log in with your iTunes account info, which reg­is­ters your com­puter over the inter­net to Apple). Apple obvi­ously couldn’t/wouldn’t allow total sync­ing before because of piracy fears, but since it’s lim­ited to DRM-controlled music, then every­thing should be kosher with the music rights-holders (99% of the time, not the musi­cians, but that’s another story).
    • Auto­matic album cover down­loads. Lots of ques­tion shere. How accu­rate is it? I’d rather have no art than the wrong cover. You can request art for spe­cific albums or have it go through your entire library at once (it also searches for art when you rip a cd). I tried it on my work com­puter with a rel­a­tively small libary of about 600 songs. The results were mixed: it cor­rectly grabbed Talk­ing Heads’ 77 (albeit of hor­ren­dously poor JPG qual­ity), but couldn’t find such a pop­u­lar and dis­tinc­tively named album as Goril­laz’ Demon Days. I only noticed one error: iTunes mis­took Suzanne Vega’s Ses­sions at West 54th EP for the com­pi­la­tion The Best of Ses­sions at West 54th.
    • A trou­ble­some new meta tag: Album Artist. As I under­stand it, this is for the rare instance in which a sin­gle artist’s album fea­tures a few tracks by dif­fer­ent artists, but is not a com­pi­la­tion. So, Jane Doe’s album may be by “Jane Doe” over­all, but have one track by “Jane Doe feat. John Doe.” Now you can use the tag “Artist” for indi­vid­ual tracks and “Album Artist” to group together an entire album under a sin­gle name. OK fine, but much much more com­mon (at least in my col­lec­tion) are com­pi­la­tions of var­i­ous artists. There’s already a tag to flag cer­tain albums as com­pi­la­tions, but now iTunes 7 groups them by artist if you don’t man­u­ally spec­ify some­thing like “Var­i­ous Artists” in the Album Artist tag. If you have only one track from a com­pi­la­tion, iTunes thinks it’s an album by that artist, even if it’s tagged as a com­pi­la­tion! So the end result is a lot of busy work for me so iTunes can go back to rec­og­niz­ing com­pi­la­tions. For some­one as anal reten­tive as I with a metic­u­lously man­aged music library, this is annoy­ing to say the least!
    • More meta­data: skipped count and date. Now you can track how often you choose not to lis­ten to something.
    • And now for more com­plaints: when you pur­chase any­thing or a pod­cast updates itself, it appears in a “Down­loads” sort-of playlist, instead of at the top. So now you need to man­u­ally click over to that playlist to see what’s going on.
    • Var­i­ous inter­face changes, includ­ing non-glossy but­tons and… heinous scroll­bars! WTF? Icky grey-blue blobs that look like noth­ing else on a Mac any­where! I’m not sure, but if these same scroll­bars appear on the Win­dows ver­sion, then per­haps Apple wanted to make the user expe­ri­ence more uni­form, and so they can adver­tise with images of iTunes that any­body will rec­og­nize as theirs. Dsandler.org has a great overview of the graph­i­cal user inter­face design night­mare and links to many oth­ers (spot­ted on Dar­ing Fire­ball).
    • iTunes (and iPods) still can’t alpha­bet­ize prop­erly. I am totally stri­dent on this point, so thus begins my rant: alpha­bet­iz­ing song, artist, and album names should have been in iTunes 1.0, and it’s insane that six revi­sions later it still can’t han­dle it. Artists begin­ning with “The” are alphe­be­t­ized cor­rectly, but songs and albums aren’t. So, The Bea­t­les cor­rectly appear under “B”, but “The Long and Wind­ing Road” shows up under “T” and where’s John Lennon? That’s right, filed under “J” of course! Any brick & mor­tar music store orga­nized like this would go out of busi­ness before you can run through your ABCs. If Apple will intro­duce a whole com­plex new sys­tem to han­dle rel­a­tively rare cases where you need an Album Artist, why won’t they address some­thing as utterly basic as this? I pre­dict that in the future there will be even more musi­cians who go by one name, if for no rea­son other than peo­ple being able to find their music on their iPod. OK, rant over.