Only in New York, Pt. II

INT: POST OFFICE – DAY

A bustling morning at the Post Office.


POSTAL EMPLOYEE:
Next!

A PATRON walks up to the counter.


PATRON:
Christmas stamps, please.

POSTAL EMPLOYEE:
Do you want the religious or the other ones?

PATRON:
(with great conviction)
I am a Catholic!

And… scene.

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