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	<description>Chad Ossman's blog, in which he may or (usually) may not write a word or two about movies he sees and stuff that happens to him</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Unseen Ridley Scott Film Festival, Part 8: A Good Year - DVD Review</title>
		<link>http://www.thedorkreport.com/2009/01/05/the-unseen-ridley-scott-film-festival-part-8-a-good-year-dvd-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Ossman</dc:creator>
		
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Part Eight (of nine) in The Dork Report&#8217;s first themed mini film festival: the unseen works of director Ridley Scott. Unseen, that is, by me, until now.
Scott returns to France for the first time since his 1977 feature film debut The Duellists (read The Dork Report review) for the fluffy soufflé A Good Year. Maximillian [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Unseen Ridley Scott Film Festival, Part 7: Kingdom of Heaven (Director&#8217;s Cut) - DVD Review</title>
		<link>http://www.thedorkreport.com/2009/01/04/the-unseen-ridley-scott-film-festival-part-7-kingdom-of-heaven-directors-cut-dvd-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:23:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Ossman</dc:creator>
		
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Part Seven (of nine) in The Dork Report&#8217;s first themed mini film festival: the unseen works of director Ridley Scott. Unseen, that is, by me, until now.
Ridley Scott&#8217;s video introduction to the Director&#8217;s Cut of Kingdom of Heaven claims it is more than a merely extended version of the film. The Director&#8217;s Cut represents his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Unseen Ridley Scott Film Festival, Part 6: G.I. Jane - DVD Review</title>
		<link>http://www.thedorkreport.com/2009/01/03/the-unseen-ridley-scott-film-festival-part-6-gi-jane-dvd-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Ossman</dc:creator>
		
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Part Six (of nine) in The Dork Report&#8217;s first themed mini film festival: the unseen works of director Ridley Scott. Unseen, that is, by me, until now.
Ridley Scott has made his share of testosterone-laden Hollywood flicks, ranging from his very first feature The Duellists (read The Dork Report review), through Black Rain (read The Dork [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Unseen Ridley Scott Film Festival, Part 5: White Squall - DVD Review</title>
		<link>http://www.thedorkreport.com/2008/11/27/the-unseen-ridley-scott-film-festival-part-5-white-squall-dvd-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Ossman</dc:creator>
		
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Part Five (of nine) in The Dork Report&#8217;s first themed mini film festival: the unseen works of director Ridley Scott. Unseen, that is, by me, until now.
By 1996, Ridley Scott had worked in almost every typical feature film genre: most notably historical drama (The Duellists - read The Dork Report review, 1492), science fiction (Alien, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Unseen Ridley Scott Film Festival, Part 4: Black Rain - DVD Review</title>
		<link>http://www.thedorkreport.com/2008/11/26/the-unseen-ridley-scott-film-festival-part-4-black-rain-dvd-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Ossman</dc:creator>
		
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Part Four (of nine) in The Dork Report&#8217;s first themed mini film festival: the unseen works of director Ridley Scott. Unseen, that is, by me, until now, until now.
Ridley Scott&#8217;s police thriller Black Rain (1989) opens in New York City at a time when The Meatpacking District actually was a meatpacking district. Tough cop Nick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Unseen Ridley Scott Film Festival, Part 3: Someone to Watch Over Me - DVD Review</title>
		<link>http://www.thedorkreport.com/2008/11/20/the-unseen-ridley-scott-film-festival-part-3-someone-to-watch-over-me-dvd-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Ossman</dc:creator>
		
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Part Three (of nine) in The Dork Report&#8217;s first themed mini film festival: the unseen works of director Ridley Scott. Unseen, that is, by me, until now.
Ridley Scott&#8217;s Someone to Watch Over Me (1987) is more of a drama than a police thriller, refreshingly focussed on its characters over suspense and action alone. Mike Keegan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Unseen Ridley Scott Film Festival, Part 2: Legend - DVD Review</title>
		<link>http://www.thedorkreport.com/2008/11/16/the-unseen-ridley-scott-film-festival-part-2-legend-dvd-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 05:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Ossman</dc:creator>
		
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Part Two (of nine) in The Dork Report&#8217;s first themed mini film festival: the unseen works of director Ridley Scott. Unseen, that is, by me, until now.
Next up is the fantasy Legend (1985), written by William Hjortsbertg, starring a very young Tom Cruise (before he was &#8220;Tom Cruise&#8221;) and costarring vats upon vats of glitter. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Unseen Ridley Scott Film Festival, Part 1: The Duellists - DVD Review</title>
		<link>http://www.thedorkreport.com/2008/11/09/the-unseen-ridley-scott-film-festival-part-1-the-duellists-dvd-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Ossman</dc:creator>
		
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Part One (of nine) in The Dork Report&#8217;s first themed mini film festival: the unseen works of director Ridley Scott. Unseen, that is, by me, until now.
Ridley Scott&#8217;s first feature film The Duellists (1977) is based on the Joseph Conrad short story &#8220;The Duel.&#8221; Feraud (Harvey Keitel) and D&#8217;Hubert (Keith Carradine), two French soldiers under [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Synecdoche, New York - Movie Review</title>
		<link>http://www.thedorkreport.com/2008/10/26/synecdoche-new-york-movie-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 03:26:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Ossman</dc:creator>
		
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Synecdoche, New York has the feel of a very, very personal work of art, even though I know next to nothing about writer/director Charlie Kaufman, and don&#8217;t even necessarily feel like I do now after having seen this, his latest film. Then again, few people do know Kaufman, as he has famously managed to sidestep [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LOLcat triple threat, starring Buckminster (as himself)</title>
		<link>http://www.thedorkreport.com/2008/10/23/lolcat-triple-threat-starring-buckminster-as-himself/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Ossman</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Buckminster has better grammar and spelling than your typical LOLcat, but he does indulge in an occasional predilection for typing like Prince.
Take I: Buckminster is unimpressed by my camera
Take II: So much napping, so little time
Take III: Buckminster&#8217;s jowls are his own pillow
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