Children of Men

Children of Men

 

Alfonso Cuarón’s Chil­dren of Men is absolutely one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. Two view­ings have over­whelmed me with some of the strongest emo­tional reac­tions I’ve ever had to a movie. It is, at the very least, one of the best of 2007 (along with Pan’s Labyrinth and United 93), and every­thing the similarly-themed V for Vendetta could have been.

Children of MenThis cof­fee packs a wallop

The movie opens nearly two decades after the last human birth. Mass infer­til­ity is a ter­ri­fy­ingly plau­si­ble sci-fi trope in 2008, with loom­ing cli­mate cat­a­stro­phe, increased rates of autism and aller­gies, and the immi­nent threat of a globe-spanning con­ta­gious dis­ease out­break like SARS (a fic­tional flu pan­demic is alluded to in the film). As the infer­til­ity remains uncured, so too is it unex­plained for the audi­ence. The best sci­ence fic­tion avoids pedes­trian pseudo-science that tends not to date well (2001: A Space Odyssey being the excep­tion that proves the rule). The most detail we learn is that women are infer­tile, and we can assume that cloning and arti­fi­cial insem­i­na­tion of frozen eggs have failed. So by the time the film opens, the harsh fact that the human race is doomed to slowly die out is a given, and has reduced the world’s soci­eties into chaos. Only Britain has been able to sur­vive, to a point, using only the harsh­est total­i­tar­ian meth­ods. In pro­pa­ganda com­mer­cials glimpsed through­out the movie, Britain con­grat­u­lates itself for the fas­cism that makes it pos­si­ble to carry on; but is this kind of sur­vival worth the price?

Immi­grants flood the only coun­try with some sem­blance of sta­bil­ity, flee­ing unspec­i­fied atroc­i­ties abroad. All we learn of the United States is of a vague cat­a­stro­phe in New York creep­ily referred to only as “it.” Immi­grants are demo­nized as “fugis” (for “fugi­tives,” per­haps pun­ning on the deroga­tory British slang “paki” for any and all Mid­dle East­ern­ers) and penned in con­cen­tra­tion camps. Many shots explic­itly allude to infa­mous images of cap­tive enemy com­bat­ants in Guan­tanamo Bay. Sev­eral of the fugi­tive voices we hear are Ger­man, caus­ing one to won­der just what exactly may have hap­pened in Ger­many, and if it may have been some­thing we have seen before in human his­tory. My Ger­man is non-existent, but If I’m not mis­taken, we over­hear one cap­tive Ger­man woman bit­terly com­plain to her guard for being locked up in a deten­tion cell with black peo­ple. It’s not a pretty pic­ture of human nature, that at the worst of times, the worst of us comes out.

Children of MenAt gun­point is one way to recon­nect with an ex

The five cred­ited screen­writ­ers, usu­ally a bad sign, have done an extra­or­di­nary job of adapt­ing the orig­i­nal novel by P.D. James (who, accord­ing to IMDB, has an uncred­ited cameo in the café bombed in the open­ing moments of the film). I don’t know if I would go so far as to say the movie is “bet­ter” than its source mate­r­ial, but it is cer­tainly more vis­ceral and emo­tion­ally affect­ing to a post 9/11 audi­ence. As an adap­ta­tion, the many changes are jus­ti­fied and ben­e­fit the trans­la­tion to a dif­fer­ent medium and time. Most sig­nif­i­cantly, the chronol­ogy is con­densed from months to days, and the rel­a­tively polite insur­rec­tion­ist group The Five Fish has become a full-fledged ter­ror­ist orga­ni­za­tion called sim­ply The Fish. Theo (Clive Owen) is younger, and no longer liv­ing a life of wealthy ease. He’s a gam­bler and alco­holic, and his orig­i­nal moti­va­tion to help The Fish is raw money. His cousin Nigel (Danny Hus­ton) is not the all-powerful War­den of Eng­land of the book, but rather merely the effete guardian of the Ark of the Arts. King Crimson’s dra­matic Mel­lotron dirge “In the Court of the Crim­son King” fit­tingly accom­pa­nies Theo as he vis­its Nigel, pass­ing into a walled city that sep­a­rates the priv­i­leged élite from the work­ing masses out­side (Naomi Klein pre­dicts the future dom­i­nance of such places in the DVD bonus fea­tures). The Ark is a point­less quest to archive the world’s great works of art, includ­ing every­thing from Michelangelo’s David, Picasso’s Guer­nica, to Pink Floyd’s inflat­able pig.

Children of MenCry­ing babies don’t usu­ally have this effect on people

Sev­eral mind-bendingly impos­si­ble track­ing shots grace the film, so fluid and jus­ti­fied by the action that the mind barely reg­is­ters a lack of cut­ting. There is an incred­i­ble level of detail in the art direc­tion, but as Cuaron declares in the DVD bonus fea­tures, the goal to was be the “anti-Blade Run­ner.” Two decades hence, tech­nol­ogy has marched on only to a degree. What’s the point of inno­va­tion in fash­ion, auto­mo­biles, and con­sumer elec­tron­ics when the human race is doomed to extinc­tion? Eerie sights include fields of burn­ing cat­tle corpses (pos­si­bly due to mad cow dis­ease, or more likely the sim­ple fact that the farm­ing econ­omy has col­lapsed), aban­doned and crum­bling schools, and the promi­nence of dog rac­ing as the sport of choice in a world with fewer and fewer fit young peo­ple every day.

Children of MenThe Human Project is real

Chil­dren of Men may be a pun­ish­ingly bleak vision of the future, but there is hope to be had. Theo is a bro­ken man resolved to a slow death, both his own and of his species. But there is some­thing spe­cial within him; his for­mer lover Julian (Julianne Moore) trusts him over every­one else to do the right thing when pre­sented with a gift of hope: the first human child in two decades. Even ani­mals are drawn to him, includ­ing dogs, kit­tens, and deer. His friend Jasper (Michael Caine) praises the Hindu Peace Mantra, which also appears as an epi­gram after the cred­its (over the sound of chil­dren play­ing), and bears repeat­ing here:

Shan­tih Shan­tih Shantih

Offi­cial movie site: www.childrenofmen.net

Must view: Daily Film Dose’s Great­est Long Track­ing Shots in Cin­ema, includ­ing Chil­dren of Men.

Must view: a reel of fake adverts made for the film by For­eign Office Design (via Kottke.org)

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Né le dis à personne (Tell No One)

Ne le dis à personne (Tell No One)

 

Tell No One enjoyed a sur­pris­ingly wide US the­atri­cal release for a French film with­out huge English-speaking stars (except for Eng­lish­woman Kristin Scott Thomas, per­fectly flu­ent in French). Roger Ebert rightly com­pared the tightly crafted thriller with The Fugi­tive, plac­ing it squarely in Hitch­cock­ian wrong-man-accused territory.

Pedi­a­tri­cian Alex Beck (François Cluzet) finds him­self the prime sus­pect of his wife’s mur­der, eight years prior. This being a French film, the fortysome­thing Beck was mar­ried to the utterly gor­geous younger Mar­got (Marie-Josee Croze, great in Julien Schnabel’s The Div­ing Bell and the But­ter­fly — read The Dork Report review). One might accept this as a given premise of the story, for some­times old coots really do bag hot young wives, had the film not ruined it by demon­strat­ing via flash­back that the char­ac­ters are sup­posed to be the same age.

Ne le dis à personne (Tell No One)Run Beck Run

I found Tell No One more focused and engag­ing before the con­spir­acy widens to an almost absurd degree, envelop­ing even a Sen­a­tor in a vast cover-up. I will admit to being con­fused at times; to grasp the details and con­vo­luted time­line, view­ers will have to remem­ber char­ac­ter names, not faces, as the chronol­ogy of some key plot points are con­veyed via expo­si­tion (that is, told, not shown).

Ne le dis à personne (Tell No One)Funny how bad things hap­pen to peo­ple who skinny dip in movies…

Hints of the recent race/class ten­sions in France are built into the plot: Beck’s equa­nim­ity as a pedi­a­tri­cian earned the trust of some less priv­i­leged thugs on the wrong side of the law. That they will aid him when no one else will iron­i­cally demon­strates his essen­tial goodness.


Offi­cial movie site: www.tellno-one.com

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Control

Control

 

Con­trol is a rare musi­cal biopic to appeal to me, even though I am only barely famil­iar with the music of Joy Divi­sion, and even less so of the his­tory of trag­i­cally doomed lead singer Ian Cur­tis. To tes­tify to the film’s power, I imme­di­ately pur­chased The Best of Joy Divi­sion right after watch­ing the movie. Lis­ten­ing more deeply to them for the first time, I’m struck by how much influ­ence they obvi­ously had on even the biggest bands of today, most obvi­ously Inter­pol but also no less than U2 (espe­cially in their first three albums, and in Adam Clayton’s bass playing).

ControlTrans­mis­sion

Con­trol begins with Cur­tis (Sam Riley) as a young lad in 1970s Man­ches­ter, absorb­ing all the rock star lessons that are there to be heard in David Bowie’s Aladdin Sane. He applies androg­y­nous glam-rock makeup mod­eled after Bowie and Brian Eno, pops pills (ironic, con­sid­er­ing the wide cock­tail of drugs he’s later pre­scribed when his epilepsy man­i­fests), writes anguished poetry, and sees the Sex Pis­tols live in their prime: “they were crap.” But his own band Joy Divi­sion cre­ates a gen­uine new sound, a world apart from glam or punk. They seize the atten­tion of Man­ches­ter music scene maven Tony Wil­son (Craig Parkin­son) with a hand-scrawled note read­ing “JOY DIVISION YOU CUNT,” hand-delivered imme­di­ately before a scorch­ingly intense live set. Wil­son, him­self immor­tal­ized by Steve Coogan in Michael Winterbottom’s bril­liant biopic 24 Hour Party Peo­ple, becomes their great­est advo­cate, lit­er­ally sign­ing their con­tract to Fac­tory Records in his own blood.

ControlLove Will Tear Us Apart

Cur­tis’ fame came before the com­forts of money. He found him­self on the cov­ers of mag­a­zines, offered a tour of Amer­ica, and desired by exotic women while still reliant on a depress­ing desk job and tor­tured by his own ambiva­lence towards his young fam­ily. Saman­tha Mor­ton plays his wife Deb­o­rah as a shy, overly trust­ing girl. The real Deb­o­rah was later to write her auto­bi­og­ra­phy and co-produce this film with Tony Wilson.

Direc­tor Anton Cor­bijn is most famous for his music videos and por­traits, includ­ing the iconic The Joshua Tree sleeve for U2. Even though this is his first fea­ture film, he is inti­mately expe­ri­enced with the art of cap­tur­ing rock (and rock stars) on film.


Offi­cial movie site: www.control-movie.com

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Persepolis

Persepolis

 

Named after the ancient Per­sian city, Mar­jane Satrapi’s graphic novel Perse­po­lis is a mem­oir of her life in Europe and Iran after the Iran­ian rev­o­lu­tion. This ani­mated fea­ture joins the grow­ing ranks of comic book adap­ta­tions that prove that comics are not only about super­heroes that dress up in animal-themed cos­tumes to bat­tle crime. Hope­fully it, along with other good comics-to-film tri­umphs Ghost World and A His­tory of Vio­lence, will broaden movie­go­ers’ aware­ness of the many alter­na­tive gen­res already explored in comics.

PersepolisThe spirit of punk invades Iran

In a rare priv­i­lege per­haps only ever shared by Frank Miller in mak­ing Sin City with Robert Rodriguez, Satrapi served as co-director and writer of the film (with Vin­cent Paron­naud). She sings music to my ears in the DVD bonus fea­tures; to para­phrase, she states that it is a fool’s errand to make a lit­eral, strict adap­ta­tion of any graphic novel to film. As comics writer Alan Moore once bril­liantly and suc­cinctly put it, comics are wholly unlike movies because, sim­ply, “movies move.” The recent trend in Hol­ly­wood is to per­form fan ser­vice (as it’s known) and make the most lit­er­ally faith­ful adap­ta­tions pos­si­ble. Sin City, 300, and the upcom­ing Watch­men all pro­cede from the flawed pre­sump­tion that the source mate­ri­als’ fan­base (the nerdy, genre-convention-attending straw­men in stu­dios’ equa­tions that they expect to be buy­ing the tick­ets and DVDs) want noth­ing less than per­fect tran­si­tions from page to screen. But such a thing is never pos­si­ble, let alone desirable.

Persepolispolit­i­cally con­scious at a young age

That said, Perse­po­lis the film does share the strik­ingly stark look of Satrapi’s char­ac­ter­is­tic pen and ink illus­tra­tions. A mostly black & white ani­mated French mem­oir about a young Iran­ian woman could never be mis­taken for block­buster mate­r­ial, but it is funny, illu­mi­nat­ing, and moving.


Offi­cial movie site: www.sonypictures.com/classics/persepolis

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My Blueberry Nights

My Blueberry Nights

 

Nobody films beau­ti­ful women, or should I say, nobody films women beau­ti­fully, like Wong Kar Wai. In Blue­berry Nights, he has no less than four famous female faces to wor­ship with his camera:

  • Norah Jones — Per­haps not the most nat­ural of actors, but her speak­ing voice is as emo­tion­ally expres­sive as it is in her famously lan­guid, evoca­tive music.
  • Chan Mar­shall (aka Cat Power) — Like Jones, Mar­shall is a musi­cian and not an expe­ri­enced actor, but her cameo is bit­ter­sweet and effective.
  • Rachel Weisz — The New York Times one described Weisz as “the think­ing man’s sex sym­bol,” but here she por­trays a seem­ingly thick char­ac­ter with a cruel streak.
  • Natalie Port­man — Like Weisz, Port­man plays against type as a trou­bled young gam­bling addict with an Elec­tra complex.

My Blueberry NightsDidn’t Jude Law’s mother ever teach him it’s rude to reach across the table?

Wong Kar Wai’s first English-language film My Blue­berry Nights is mostly set in bars and din­ers across Amer­ica. His char­ac­ters all indulge in the four great Amer­i­can pas­times: eat­ing, drink­ing, gam­bling, and dri­ving. It’s impos­si­ble to miss the cen­tral metaphor: every morn­ing, diner pro­pri­etor Jeremy (Jude Law) rit­u­ally bakes a blue­berry pie. Never eaten, it is thrown out whole every night. It may be unde­sired for the time being, but every day there is a fresh chance for it to find some­one who hungers for it.

My Blueberry NightsNatalie Port­man offers Norah Jones an offer she can’t refuse

Offi­cial movie site: www.myblueberrynightsmovie.co.uk

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[UPDATED AUGUST 29, 2008 to cor­rect typo in rating]

The Shawshank Redemption

The Shawshank Redemption

 

It’s hard to believe now, but The Shaw­shank Redemp­tion was a rel­a­tive flop at the box office, and over­looked in all seven of its Acad­emy Award nom­i­na­tions (los­ing the 1994 Best Pic­ture to For­rest Gump). But true to its own themes, it found redemp­tion late in life, on tele­vi­sion and home video. It reg­u­larly tops the run­ning pop­u­lar­ity poll in IMDB.com, but has the rep­u­ta­tion for never being taken very seri­ously by crit­ics. In the Char­lie Rose Show inter­view included among the DVD bonus fea­tures, direc­tor Frank Darabont pierces the leg­end that the film was poorly reviewed. The four or five most widely read papers in the coun­try did pan the film (Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times being a notable excep­tion), but nation­wide, the reviews were highly pos­i­tive. Shaw­shank: The Redeem­ing Fea­ture, a British tele­vi­sion doc­u­men­tary also included on the DVD, posits the the­ory that any crit­i­cal dis­dain is attrib­ut­able to its con­clu­sive happy end­ing. The orig­i­nal novella and Darabont’s screen­play adap­ta­tion both end on an ambigu­ous note of hope, but the stu­dio Cas­tle Rock specif­i­cally requested a con­crete happy end­ing. Darabont still seems to have mixed feel­ings about the inserted coda, but there’s no doubt it gives its appre­ci­ate audi­ences mas­sive sat­is­fac­tion and uplift.

Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank RedemptionI know what you think it means, sonny

Despite the movie’s wild pop­u­lar­ity, it doesn’t seem widely known to be an adap­tion of the Stephen King novella Rita Hay­worth and Shaw­shank Redemp­tion (a clunky title with­out even a “The” to aid in its scan­sion). It’s an atyp­i­cal work that deals not at all with the super­nat­ural or the hor­rific, but King’s highly char­ac­ter­is­tic voice does show through in the sharp plot­ting, mon­strous vil­lains, and hilar­i­ously col­or­ful dia­logue. Seri­ously, did any­one at any time or in any social milieu ever actu­ally call any­one “fuck­stick?” Like many of King’s filthy turns of phrase, if they didn’t, they should have. Of note, Rita Hay­worth and Shaw­shank Redemp­tion was orig­i­nally pub­lished with three other novel­las in a sin­gle vol­ume, Dif­fer­ent Sea­sons. Two more became suc­cess­ful films: Apt Pupil (by direc­tor Bryan Singer) and The Body (as Stand By Me, by Barry Levinson).

Tim Robbins in The Shawshank RedemptionGet busy liv­ing, or get busy dying

The Shaw­shank Redemp­tion has its share of warm fuzzies, but repeat­edly coun­ter­punches with frank rep­re­sen­ta­tions of the injus­tice of prison life, includ­ing rape, bru­tal­ity, and exploita­tion. One glar­ing area in which it appears to wimp out, how­ever, is its fail­ure to acknowl­edge race. Racial ten­sions must have been at least as much of a prob­lem in 1930s-50s pris­ons as they are now, if not more so. The orig­i­nal char­ac­ter in the novella was a white Irish Amer­i­can, and Darabont reveals in the DVD bonus fea­tures that Mor­gan Free­man was an uncon­ven­tional addi­tion to the cast, an obvi­ously cor­rect deci­sion they couldn’t pass up. Per­haps inject­ing racial themes into the script at that point would have been one theme too many for an already over­stuffed movie, but they do per­co­late in the back­ground. Red, for exam­ple, reflex­ively calls even the slight­est author­ity fig­ure “sir.” Not only does Free­man carry a wholly nat­ural grav­i­tas (I recall a review of March of the Pen­guins that described him as “America’s favorite nar­ra­tor”) but Red & Andy’s friend­ship is made that much more pro­found for the effec­tive irrel­e­vance of their races.

While most Hol­ly­wood movies are struc­tured around adver­sar­ial rela­tion­ships between male antag­o­nists, The Shaw­shank Redemp­tion is a rare tale of deep, sin­cere male friend­ship. It could very well be the great­est man-love story ever told, able to bring a lump to the throat of even the most macho of viewers.


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Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay

Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay movie poster

 

On the way to a hoped-for idyll in their spir­i­tual home Ams­ter­dam, our two beloved ston­ers Harold and Kumar take unin­tended detours through Cuba (as col­lat­eral dam­age in the War on Ter­ror), Florida (where they drop trou’ for a “bot­tom­less” party), Alabama (rudely inter­rupt­ing a Klu Klux Klan klatsch), and Texas (where­upon they pass the Mary Jane with the worst George W. Bush imper­son­ator ever).

Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo BayHarold and Kumar are the best of buds. Get it? “Buds”? Oh, never mind…

Harold (John Cho) and Kumar (Kal Penn) are the 21st Century’s answer to Cheech and Chong, and their first film was a rather enjoy­able, free­wheel­ing affair that rev­eled in its absur­dist plot twists and even aided in mak­ing Neil Patrick Har­ris a star again, deservedly. But this sequel unfor­tu­nately wastes too much time pair­ing Harold and Kumar off with their difficult-to-distinguish brunette love inter­ests. It’s as if, like Tal­ladega Nights (read The Dork Report review), it wants to toy with het­ero­sex­ual “gay panic” humor, but chick­ens out; the impli­ca­tion is that Harold and Kumar are actu­ally more in love with each other than any­body else, or even pot.

Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo BayDrop­pin’ LSD with the NPH

Offi­cial movie site: www.haroldandkumar.com

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Britannia Hospital

Britannia Hospital movie poster

 

Since we’ve last seen Mick Travis (Mal­colm McDow­ell) in O Lucky Man! (read The Dork Report review), he’s moved to Amer­ica and redis­cov­ered his lust for power and prof­i­teer­ing. Now a mem­ber of the media (with no less than Luke Sky­walker — Mark Ham­mill — on his crew), he has returned to his home­land on a mis­sion to expose cor­rup­tion at Bri­tan­nia Hos­pi­tal. On the eve of a visit from Her Royal High­ness the Queen, known to the effi­cient staff as the time-saving acronym H.R.H., the Hos­pi­tal board risks all to facil­i­tate Dr. Millar’s (Gra­ham Crow­der) insane med­ical exper­i­ments. His atroc­i­ties are on a par with Mary Shelley’s Franken­stein, but with spe­cial effects and cam­er­a­work straight out of Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead.

Britannia HospitalMal­colm McDow­ell spritzes the Bri­tan­nia Hos­pi­tal morgue with a lit­tle Febreeze

This vision of 1982 British soci­ety is crip­pled on all sides. The unions have pur­sued their noble aims of work­ers’ rights to an absurd degree to which vir­tu­ally all work has come to a halt in favor of per­pet­ual sand­wich breaks. The hip­pies and activists are too enraged and vio­lent to lend any cre­dence to their causes of peace and fair­ness. Offi­cious red-tape-obsessed suits are barely in con­trol, mak­ing insin­cere com­pro­mises just to get through the day. The media fails at their job because they’re too wasted on drugs to even oper­ate their equip­ment. And most frus­trat­ing to all, none of the phones work.

Britannia HospitalMark Ham­mill gets the munchies

So the final entry in direc­tor Lind­say Anderson’s “Mick Travis” tril­ogy is obvi­ously yet another satire of British soci­ety, this time with a hos­pi­tal serv­ing as its metaphor­i­cal micro­cosm. It sails a bit too far over the top for my tastes, espe­cially in com­par­i­son with the excel­lent If… (read The Dork Report review), which is so much more effec­tive for spend­ing most of its run­ning time in strict real­ism before spi­ral­ing off into anar­chic fantasy.


Must read: every­thing you could pos­si­bly want to know about Bri­tan­nia Hos­pi­tal, from MalcolmMcDowell.net

Offi­cial movie site: www.lindsayanderson.com/britannia_hospital.html

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

 

What was I think­ing when I rented this turd? Oh yeah, that Tal­ladega Nights: The Bal­lad of Ricky Bobby might be a funny, enter­tain­ing diver­sion. One can’t always watch grim tales of abor­tion in Com­mu­nist Roma­nia or the death of a small town’s entire gen­er­a­tion of chil­dren. I had long since tired of Will Fer­rell, once a trea­sure on the Sat­ur­day Night Live cast, but long since devolved into a movie fac­tory that pro­duces mostly crass­ness for crass­ness’ sake. But I had heard Tal­ladega Nights also fea­tured good turns from Molly Shan­non, Amy Adams, and Sasha Baron Cohen, and I had also recently enjoyed John C. Reilly in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (read The Dork Report review). All fail to amuse here.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky BobbyI tried and failed to find a still from the movie includ­ing Amy Adams, so you’ll have to set­tle for line dancing

The ensem­ble obvi­ously impro­vised whole chunks of the movie, but not really to its ben­e­fit. I counted only two bits that made me laugh: Bobby extem­po­rizes the com­mer­cial endorse­ment “If you don’t chew Big Red, *BLEEP* you!” (a line so aggres­sively stu­pid I laughed on impulse), and later, his poncy French rival Jean Girard (Cohen) reveals his cor­po­rate spon­sor, Per­rier. These two gags should make it clear that although Talledega Nights is not the first com­edy to par­ody extreme prod­uct place­ment, it does drive it to a hereto­fore unex­plored new level of absur­dity. Finally, it dis­penses with its rel­a­tive sub­tleties alto­gether and sim­ply cuts to an actual Applebee’s commercial.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky BobbyBorat meets Bubba

Offi­cial movie site: www.sonypictures.com/movies/talladeganights

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Finding Nemo

Finding Nemo

 

Andrew Stanton’s Find­ing Nemo imme­di­ately pre­ceded Pixar’s slightly more sophis­ti­cated col­lab­o­ra­tions with direc­tor Brad Bird, The Incred­i­bles and Rata­touille. Despite being one of Pixar’s most kid-friendly films, Find­ing Nemo is para­dox­i­cally full of death and anx­i­ety. But Stan­ton works in the proven tra­di­tion of its spir­i­tual ances­tor Bambi, which also famously fea­tures a mother’s arbi­trary mur­der in its open­ing moments. Stan­ton keeps Find­ing Nemo child­like with­out being childish.

Finding Nemo

If I was stranded in a dentist’s office aquar­ium, and I could take only one of Stanton’s Pixar movies with me, I’m afraid I wouldn’t pick Find­ing Nemo. I found his follow-up WALL-E (read The Dork Report review) to be a more sophis­ti­cated film that relies less on dia­log and celebrity personae.

Finding Nemo

Offi­cial movie site: www.pixar.com/featurefilms/nemo/

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