The Commitments

The Commitments movie poster

 

The Com­mit­ments remains a Dork Report favorite, even some 17 years after first see­ing it in the the­ater. I’ve owned the sound­track since then, but for what­ever rea­son, had not revis­ited one of my favorite films. But hav­ing recently seen and loved Once, costar­ring Com­mit­ments alum Glen Hansard, I was inspired to check it out one more time and see if I still loved it after all these years. If The Com­mit­ments (the band) are the World’s Hard­est Work­ing Band, then The Com­mit­ments (the movie) may be the World’s Most Unashamedly Crowd-Pleasing Movie. There’s not a sin­gle scene that doesn’t charm, amuse, or get me rock­ing to the sweet sounds of soul music.

The CommitmentsRemem­ber kids, heroin(e) kills

Where are they now? Orig­i­nal mem­bers Dick Massey and Ken­neth McCluskey still tour as The Com­mit­ments. Direc­tor Alan Parker (look for VHS copies of one of his pre­vi­ous films Birdy in one scene) built on his suc­cess with musi­cals Fame, Pink Floyd’s The Wall, and The Com­mit­ments by direct­ing the mam­moth pro­duc­tion Evita. Andrew Strong (Deco Cuffe), a wee 16 at the time, still has his golden voice and is now a solo artist. Maria Doyle Kennedy (Natalie) is now a star of the tele­vi­sion series The Tudors. And Glen Hansard just won some kind of award or another…

Two bits of fun trivia gleaned from the IMDB entry: the actual kid from U2’s Boy and War album cov­ers cameos in the film, and the script racks up a spec­tac­u­lar 145 f-bombs.

The CommitmentsThe World’s Best Dressed Band

Offi­cial movie site: www.foxhome.com/commitments

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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

 

Had I seen The Assas­si­na­tion of Jesse James by the Cow­ard Robert Ford ear­lier, I might have included it among my Most Dis­ap­point­ing Films of 2007. Cer­tainly not because it’s “bad,” for could I make a bet­ter movie myself? Could I make a movie at all? And who appointed me a critic, any­way? But this blog is about my per­sonal reac­tions to movies, so here goes. Assas­si­na­tion was praised to the high heav­ens by pub­li­ca­tions includ­ing Dork Report favorite Sight & Sound, so I had expected it to be one of the year’s gems. And indeed, the act­ing is excel­lent and the cin­e­matog­ra­phy breath­tak­ing. But I would describe the movie as “nov­el­is­tic,” not nec­es­sar­ily a good thing with cin­ema, as opposed to, you know, novels.

Assas­si­na­tion no doubt inher­ited its notably slow pace (not a prob­lem for me) from its source mate­r­ial, the novel by Ron Hansen. I haven’t read it, but I sus­pect my own chief com­plaint like­wise derives from the book: the omni­scient nar­ra­tion. I’m not one that thinks voiceover nar­ra­tion is a screenwriter’s crutch to be avoided at all costs, but there are two extremes in which it can be mis­used: to redun­dantly expli­cate the action seen on screen or to impart infor­ma­tion bet­ter shown that told. The Assas­si­na­tion of Jesse James does both. I wish I had made a note of an exam­ple or two, but there are numer­ous instances of nar­ra­tion that could sim­ply have been cut for not adding any­thing to what we’re watch­ing onscreen at the moment. But on the oppo­site end of the spec­trum, one of the most sig­nif­i­cant events of the story, Ford’s ulti­mate dis­il­lu­sion­ment with James and deci­sion to betray him to the law, hap­pens off­screen and is offhand­edly recounted by the nar­ra­tor. Ford approach­ing the author­i­ties to become a crim­i­nal infor­mant would have made for a dra­matic scene.

Brad Pitt in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert FordThrough amber fields of grain

Although the pair­ing is not quite fair, I am I huge fan of the HBO series Dead­wood and couldn’t help but com­pare the two in my head. Please set aside for a moment the only roughly related set­tings (Dead­wood is set in 1870s South Dakota, and Assas­si­na­tion in 1882 Mis­souri) and bear with me for a moment. Most obvi­ously, actor Gar­ret Dil­lahunt appears in both. Dil­lahunt may have been type­cast as a 19th Cen­tury sort, but his char­ac­ters could not be more dif­fer­ent. The Fran­cis Wol­cott of Dead­wood is an edu­cated, urbane, and yet dan­ger­ously per­verted early Mas­ter of the Uni­verse, a far cry from the sui­ci­dally igno­rant Ed Miller in Assas­si­na­tion. But where the two diverge, and Dead­wood cer­tainly pre­vails, is the dia­logue. David Milch’s script­ing is the kind of aston­ish­ingly pro­fane poetry that might result when char­ac­ters with Vic­to­rian edu­ca­tions find them­selves liv­ing in the ass-end of the world. I found myself spoiled by my mem­o­ries of the prematurely-cancelled Dead­wood, and wished Assas­si­na­tion had a lit­tle more of its poetry.

But enough grip­ing — time for the praise! Roger Deakin’s cin­e­matog­ra­phy is deli­cious, full of warm oranges and deep unbro­ken fields of black. A notable visual effect used to open new chap­ters in the story is a nar­row field of focus with a blurry halo, sug­gest­ing old daguer­rotypes (sim­i­lar to what I’ve seen recently in The Illu­sion­ist). Dork Report guest critic Snark­bait chris­tened the effect “Ye Old Timey Fil­ter No. 4,” but accord­ing to an inter­view with Deakins in Amer­i­can Cin­e­matog­ra­pher, the fil­ter is his own inven­tion and appro­pri­ately called the Deakinizer.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert FordThe James Gang in hap­pier days

There is fine act­ing all around, and two fun cameos from James Carville and Nick Cave (who cowrote the film’s music). Casey Affleck rounds out an excel­lent year in his career after Gone Baby Gone with a great per­for­mance as Robert Ford, obvi­ously not billed above Brad Pitt but arguably the main char­ac­ter. Sam Rock­well (as Charley Ford) is espe­cially great near the end of the film, as his simple-minded char­ac­ter trag­i­cally breaks down. Pitt makes a charm­ing and earthy, yet plainly socio­pathic Jesse James. James’ curse is that he’s always the smartest man in the room, but one need only wit­ness the par­tic­u­larly unhinged laugh Pitt gives him to see how lunatic and crim­i­nal the man actu­ally is.

I lied, one more com­plaint: Mary-Louise Parker & Zooey Deschanel, both fine, name actors, appear in minia­ture roles with min­i­mal dia­logue. Per­haps their char­ac­ters were sim­i­larly minor in the orig­i­nal novel, but they seem under­served in the film. Per­haps the female pres­ence in the actual lives of these his­tor­i­cal fig­ures was not sig­nif­i­cant, but to return to Dead­wood for a moment, Dead­wood repeat­edly proved it is not his­tor­i­cal revi­sion­ism to include women in a modern-day por­trait of a bygone era.


Offi­cial movie site: jessejamesmovie.warnerbros.com

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The Kite Runner

The Kite Runner

 

Since res­ur­rect­ing The Dork Report ear­lier this year with the intent of writ­ing some­thing about every movie I see, The Kite Run­ner is the first about which I have lit­tle to say. Per­haps the movie appealed more to peo­ple with an emo­tional con­nec­tion to the novel (I haven’t read it). But, as per the rules I set for myself with this blog, I have to say some­thing, so here it is:

I’ll applaud any film that presents the Tal­iban as a bunch of child buggerers.

The Kite RunnerOh, go fly a kite

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Blue Man Group: The Complex Rock Tour Live

Blue Man Group - The Complex Rock Tour Live

 

This Dork Reporter may have to burn his Rock Snob card, for I just watched and enjoyed the Blue Man Group con­cert film The Com­plex Rock Tour Live. I’d long assumed that the Blue Man Group’s seem­ingly per­ma­nent res­i­dency on Lafayette Street in down­town Man­hat­tan was some kind of tourist trap like Mars 2112 or Jekyll and Hyde, but now I’m wish­ing I had looked closer.

For any oth­ers that may also have pre­ma­turely dis­missed them, the Blue Man Group is equal parts per­for­mance art col­lec­tive, per­cus­sion ensem­ble, and, well, blue. The Com­plex Rock Tour DVD cap­tures the group live in 2002, with a show that is at once both an actual rock con­cert and an ironic com­men­tary upon one.

I had to fight the sus­pi­cion through­out that a blue-clad trio of cat­bur­glars had slipped into my apart­ment and raided my cd col­lec­tion. As I watched, I started to com­pile in my head a list of artists that must have been influences:

  • Emer­gency Broad­cast Net­work. Now defunct, EBN was a trail­blaz­ing mul­ti­me­dia per­for­mance group that fused McLuhan-esque media the­ory with techno, all in the style of a tele­vi­sion news broad­cast from hell. Their caus­tic and aggres­sive social com­men­tary is a far cry from The Blue Man Group’s squeaky clean naiveté, but it’s hard not to watch footage of their live per­for­mances with­out see­ing an ances­tor of the Com­plex Rock Tour’s ironic infographics.
  • Lau­rie Anderson’s Home of the Brave con­cert film (1986). All the ingre­di­ents are here, albeit in artier form: film, per­for­mance art, mime, masks, dance, etc.
  • Peter Gabriel and Robert LePage’s Secret World Live and Grow­ing Up Live tours were as much the­ater as rock con­certs, uti­liz­ing sim­ple yet hugely sym­bolic shapes and props: a tree, an egg, the moon, etc.
  • Talk­ing Heads’ Stop Mak­ing Sense con­cert film (1983), for all the same rea­sons as Lau­rie Ander­son and Peter Gabriel above.
  • King Crim­son. Some of the Blue Man music bears more than a pass­ing resem­blance to the polyrhyth­mic tuned per­cus­sion King Crim­son employed in the early 1980s with tracks like “Wait­ing Man” and “Neil and Jack and Me.” Not only that, one of the mem­bers of the Blue Man band can be spot­ted played the Chap­man Stick, pop­u­lar­ized by Tony Levin.
  • Rock Snobs might be sur­prised to hear traces of even more mod­ern music in the Blue Man Group reper­toire. I caught snip­pets of the instru­men­tal so-called “post-rock” of UNKLE, Bat­tles, and Explo­sions in the Sky.
  • And finally, the one influ­ence the Blue Men actu­ally namecheck with a (brief) cover ver­sion in their show is Devo, but I don’t own any of their music! Maybe I should take this as a recommendation.

As humor­ous and toe-tapping as the Com­plex Rock show is, the Manhattan-based Blue Man Group end the pro­ceed­ings with “Exhibit 13″, a haunt­ing piece incor­po­rat­ing footage of actual World Trade Cen­ter debris that show­ered over Brook­lyn only a few months prior. The piece is avail­able online at Exhibit13.com

Blue Man Group - The Complex Rock Tour LiveAn excel­lent way to recy­cle your used PVC

Offi­cial site: www.blueman.com

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Michael Clayton

Michael Clayton movie poster

 

Michael Clay­ton is a that rare thing: an intel­li­gent, fic­tional thriller for grownups. Like any self-respecting Thriller for Grownups, it’s relent­lessly grim in tone, the chronol­ogy is frac­tured, and a high level of detail demands your atten­tion. It doesn’t approach impen­e­tra­bil­ity like Syr­i­ana, but it unfor­tu­nately doesn’t engage the brain as much as a good puz­zler could. Every­thing is spelled out for the viewer in the end, except for a few nig­gling logis­ti­cal ques­tions. (Such as, why would two expert assas­sins opt for some­thing so mess­ily con­spic­u­ous as a car bomb?)

Tom Wilkinson in Michael ClaytonShiva the god­dess of death

Michael Clay­ton has all the whiff of being based on a true story, but is in fact a wholly orig­i­nal work from writer/director Tony Gilroy — his first film as direc­tor after a suc­cess­ful run of screen­plays includ­ing the Bourne tril­ogy. George Clooney car­ries the film with the com­plex, com­pro­mised title char­ac­ter, and Oscar win­ner Tilda Swin­ton sweats con­vinc­ingly as a dying-inside cor­po­rate exe­cu­tioner. But in my mind the real star is Tom Wilkinson.

Tilda Swinton in Michael ClaytonDon’t sweat the small stuff

Offi­cial movie site: michaelclayton.warnerbros.com

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Once

Once movie poster

 

Now this is a love story (of sorts) I can get behind, unlike the recent Dork Report screen­ings of Eagle vs. Shark or Year of the Dog. The unnamed “Guy” (Glen Hansard, already a rock star in The Frames and a movie star from The Com­mit­ments) is a street busker, play­ing pop­u­lar songs for pen­nies dur­ing the day, and sav­ing his own pas­sion­ate com­po­si­tions for the empty streets at night. “Girl” (Markéta Irglová) is an immi­grant from the Czech Repub­lic, look­ing at an unhappy future as a sin­gle mother, in servile jobs, with no out­let for her own musi­cal tal­ent. Each has become stuck, but their meet­ing jos­tles each other into motion.

What a fuck­ing great movie. That’s it; that’s my entire “review.” See it, and get the soundtrack.

Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova in OnceHey, it’s that guy from The Commitments!

Offi­cial movie site: www.foxsearchlight.com/once

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Southland Tales

Southland Tales

 

I don’t know if the roughly 140 minute ver­sion of South­land Tales that made it to DVD is a butchered or merely abbre­vi­ated ver­sion of a mas­ter­piece, but what I just saw is an unholy mess. I’m one of direc­tor Richard Kelly’s apol­o­gists for his divi­sive film Don­nie Darko, one of the few movies able to choke up this grown male Dork Reporter. Like South­land Tales, it was heav­ily edited down before release, and the orig­i­nal the­atri­cal ver­sion doesn’t even make log­i­cal sense. Its emo­tional appeal is hard to pin down, and yet I found it hugely involv­ing and mov­ing. I was root­ing for Kelly on his big follow-up, and even though it made the best-of-the-year lists of both The New York Times and The Vil­lage Voice, I guess I’m on the los­ing team now.

The open­ing moments recall Clover­field and Jeri­cho with acci­den­tal home video footage of a nuclear attack on Texas. A long bar­rage of info­graph­ics, tele­vi­sion frag­ments, and nar­ra­tion fol­lows, out­lin­ing a tremen­dously involved back­story. Kelly has obvi­ously cre­ated a huge fic­tional uni­verse, the bulk of which proves super­flu­ous to the com­par­a­tively sim­ple story that con­cerns the bulk of the film that fol­lows. Per­haps South­land Tales is the first entry in this Kel­ly­verse, and indeed, it is com­prised of four chap­ters (start­ing, no doubt mod­eled after Star Wars, with Chap­ter 4). But after this fail­ure it’s hard to imag­ine Kelly secur­ing the fund­ing to com­plete addi­tional chap­ters (at least as films; tele­vi­sion or comics seem both more appro­pri­ate and more frugal).

Wallace Shawn and Bai Ling in Southland TalesBe thank­ful I couldn’t find a still of them mak­ing out

The ensem­ble cast is extra­or­di­nar­ily weird, fea­tur­ing The Rock, Sarah Michelle Gel­lar, Seann William Scott, and a com­ple­ment of lit­tle peo­ple. No less than five past and present Sat­ur­day Night Live cast mem­bers also appear: Cheri Oteri, Amy Poehler, John Lovitz, Nora Dunn, and Janeane Garo­falo (cred­ited but I think I only spot­ted her in one shot near the end). Round­ing it out are Miranda Richard­son, John Laro­quette, Wood Har­ris (Avon Barks­dale in The Wire), and Kelly booster Kevin Smith. And is that the weird lit­tle French woman from The City of Lost Chil­dren? You haven’t seen a movie until you’ve seen one with Wal­lace Shawn and Bai Ling mak­ing out. But in a way I sup­pose that makes sense; they are both aliens from another planet. Dif­fer­ent plan­ets, maybe, but still.

Justin Timberlake in Southland TalesJustin Tim­ber­lake shills for Bud­weiser (not shown)

The music is like­wise eccen­tric: Jane’s Addiction’s punk/prog mas­ter­piece Three Days fig­ures in the dia­logue as an enig­matic proph­esy and as the intro­duc­tion to the offi­cial movie web­site, and Moby does his best Van­ge­lis impres­sion for his orig­i­nal score. Justin Tim­ber­lake (filmed in sep­a­ra­tion to most of the action) serves as nar­ra­tor but also stars in a bizarre musi­cal inter­lude and/or Bud­weiser com­mer­cial and/or Iraq war com­men­tary: “I got sold out by I’m not a sol­dier.” And, why not toss in pop star Mandy Moore?


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Year of the Dog

Year of the Dog movie poster

 

The Net­flix queue is, by its nature, the oppo­site of the instant grat­i­fi­ca­tion of a rental store. You add movies you think you might want to see some day, then sit back and wait for them to arrive in an order decided by com­puter, accord­ing to fac­tors and algo­rithms out­side of your con­trol. Enough time had passed since I added Year of the Dog that I could no longer recall why. Pos­si­bly I read a good review some­where, or maybe I was curi­ous about the sud­den reap­pear­ance of Molly Shan­non (part of “my” Sat­ur­day Night Live of the mid-90s — am I right that peo­ple feel the most affec­tion for the SNL cast of their col­lege years?). But I feel baited and switched; this is not a drama or roman­tic com­edy but rather a movie with an agenda.

Writer/director Mike White’s Year of the Dog is a feature-length drama­ti­za­tion of Janeane Garofalo’s gag “You can love your pets, but you can’t love your pets.” Not unlike Lily in the recent Dork Report screen­ing of Eagle Vs. Shark, Peggy (Shan­non) is a gen­tle sweet­heart, but alien­ated and lonely. Her rela­tion­ship with brother Pier (Thomas McCarthy from The Wire Sea­son 5) and sister-in-law Bret (Laura Dern) is dis­tant at best, and her clos­est friends are obliv­i­ous workmates.

Molly Shannon in Year of the DogThis commute’s a bitch

When she loses the uncon­di­tional love of her dog Pen­cil, she becomes hun­gry for, as she puts it, a sin­gle word to define her. On a date with Al (John C. Reilly), Peggy demon­strates a dis­like of hunt­ing, the seed from which her new fer­vor for an ani­mal activist lifestyle grows. Her one word, she decides, is to be “vegan.”

Her new life teases her at first with the pos­si­bil­ity of love with Newt (Peter Sars­gaard), but he is too much like her, or what she is soon to become: unable to love humans nearly as much as ani­mals. From here, the tone shifts to the dis­turb­ing, as Peggy causes her life to fall apart. Her clumsy activism costs her her job and fam­ily, and she soon descends to theft and attempted murder.

Molly Shannon in Year of the DogYou can love your pets, but you can’t love your pets

And yet, the movie appears to present her ulti­mate state as a happy end­ing of sorts. She chooses to be friend­less and unloved, but has found mean­ing and pur­pose. The most impor­tant part of the movie is miss­ing: what hap­pens between Peggy hit­ting rock bot­tom (where she becomes unable to func­tion in soci­ety) and her total ascen­dance as a self-assured being? I don’t buy the sud­den switcheroo that it’s all OK because she has dis­cov­ered herself.

Would real-life ani­mal activists find Peggy and Newt amus­ingly exag­ger­ated ver­sions of them­selves, or insult­ing stereo­types? Speak­ing as the owner of two res­cued casts, it strikes me that choos­ing the love of ani­mals over that of peo­ple is a kind of men­tal ill­ness that begs for cor­rec­tion, not celebration.


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Away From Her

Away From Her movie poster

 

So far, it seems The Dork Report is defin­i­tive proof of the tru­ism that crit­i­cism is cheaper than praise; it’s eas­ier to pick apart what’s wrong with a bad or mediocre movie than it is to praise what’s good. So sit­ting down to write some­thing about a really great film like Away From Her, I find myself at a loss for what to say.

Already a sea­soned actor at 29, Sarah Pol­ley proves her­self a mature and sen­si­tive writer/director on her very first out­ing. Although con­cerned with Alzheimer’s, Away From Her is thank­fully not a movie “about” a dis­ease. I felt the biopic Iris, although finely acted by no less than Kate Winslet, Judi Dench, and Jim Broad­bent, fell into the trap of edu­cat­ing the audi­ence about a dis­ease more than look­ing at the expe­ri­ences of the real-life fig­ures whose lives were surely defined by more than Iris Murdoch’s disease.

Julie Christie and Gordon Pinsent in Away From HerJulie Christie and Gor­don Pin­sent in Away From Her

Fiona (Julie Christie) and long-time hus­band Grant (Gor­don Pin­sent) are already aware of her rel­a­tively early-onset Alzheimer’s as the movie begins, but react to its sud­den pro­gres­sion with dif­fer­ent degrees of pre­pared­ness. Worse, as her short term mem­ory leaves her, mem­o­ries of old trau­mas resur­face just as it is time for her to enter an assisted liv­ing com­mu­nity, mak­ing an impos­si­ble sit­u­a­tion no eas­ier for either of them. The next time Grant sees her, she appears to have for­got­ten him alto­gether… or has she? The pos­si­bil­ity that Grant may be read­ing his fears into Fiona’s behav­ior and lapses is one of the most pow­er­ful ques­tions of the film.

Sarah Polley directs Away From HerSarah Pol­ley, writer/director of Away From Her

The still-gorgeous Julie Christie deserves an Oscar for her Cana­dian accent alone. Christie’s long resume and Oscar nom­i­na­tion put her in the enter­tain­ment media’s spot­light this win­ter, but Gor­don Pin­sent is excel­lent as Grant, arguably the lead role. Away From Her may be a pow­er­fully sad movie, but not one that any­one should be afraid of being bummed out by.


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