The Dork Report for October 30, 2006

Hack the Torch­wood Secure Extranet.

Wired com­mis­sions very short sto­ries (6 words, tops) from the best of the best (includ­ing Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, Neil Stephen­son, just to name a few), designed by such lumi­nar­ies as Chip Kidd. (guest sub­mis­sion from Andrea)

Three vin­tage Tom Baker tele­vi­sion appear­ances: an Aus­tralian inter­view (Tom was clearly not into it, but endulges us with an intense stare or two), a hilar­i­ous Dead Ringers prank call, and a pre­ma­ture intro­duc­tion to the inter­net, hosted by Dou­glas Adams!

Mmm… Dalek pump­kin (guest sub­mis­sion from Andrea)

A guide­book for tourists from the real world: The Matrix loca­tions. (guest sub­mis­sion from Dave)

The Dork Report for October 26, 2006

The MyDreamApp win­ners are in, and scores of Hijack lovers (why, why?) are stick­ing out their lower lips and cry­ing foul.

Adobe Sound­booth, a free beta until Feb­ru­ary 27.

Wall Street seems to think Apple can do no knong these days, but in the bad old years there was plenty of wrong to go around: Apple’s Mis­steps: 8 Prod­ucts that tanked. Who know Apple tried to enter the dig­i­tal cam­era mar­ket in 1994?

The Dork Report for October 23, 2006

MyDreamApp finals! I voted for Whistler as I planned all along, but also for Por­tal, sur­pris­ing myself, because I pre­vi­ously thought it was redun­dant for a .Mac user like myself. I still think Hijack is just lame, and Cook­book is really slick but not some­thing I’d have the time or incli­na­tion to use myself. I’ve lost inter­est in Blos­som, so that leaves Atmos­phere, which also doesn’t really thrill me.

Thrill to the cool ambi­ent stylings of Fripp & Eno in their new long-player The Cotswold Gnomes.

An honest-to-goodness LEGO flamethrower.

The Inde­pen­dent pro­files Doc­tor Who and Torch­wood shep­herd Rus­sell T. Davies. Poten­tially dis­ap­point­ing to those expect­ing Torch­wood’s adver­tised adult nature:

I don’t mean sex or swear­ing; I just mean life, the beat and the tick of it, Gwen in her flat with her boyfriend. It wouldn’t work so well at 7pm on a Saturday.”

Heads up! (or should that be “arms up”?) Thread­less $10 sale until Wednes­day morning.

Speak­ing of T-Shirts, the mad pro­lif­er­a­tion of t-sites expands to the Apple affi­cionado world with Insanely Great Tees.

And now for a Dork Report item aimed at both inter­face and typog­ra­phy gurus: Icon Words, from (who else?) The Icon­fac­tory.

Finally, a pod­cast I might lis­ten to: Pix­el­sur­geon’s Audio­sur­geon.

The Dork Report for October 18, 2006

Finally found the source of the whizz-bang Light­box 2 image viewer and Colour.org slideshow scripts I’ve been see­ing all over the place these days (like on sites like Shopify).

All Doc­tor Who fans with a sense of humor ought to book­mark Behind the Sofa, a great blog pro­vid­ing uncen­sored appraisals of nearly every episode and alter­nate DVD com­men­tary tracks via podcast.

The Inde­pen­dent has an update on Paul McGann, the self-professed “George Lazenby of Doc­tor Who.”

The Dork Report for October 17, 2006

  • Some time recently Michael Brook’s offi­cial web­site has expanded with a full discog­ra­phy, newslet­ter, and store.
  • Joseph Arthur’s offi­cial site has video of him per­form­ing “Slide Away” on The Late Show With David Let­ter­man on Octo­ber 10th.
  • Steve Jobs must be in a roman­tic mood; every metaphor he musters to dis­miss Doo-Doo Brown Zune in Newsweek involves a girl (spot­ted on Apple Insider):

    I’ve seen the demon­stra­tions on the Inter­net about how you can find another per­son using a Zune and give them a song they can play three times. It takes for­ever … By the time you’ve gone through all that, the girl’s got up and left! You’re much bet­ter off to take one of your ear­buds out and put it in her ear.”

    And on the pos­si­bil­ity of the iPod los­ing its appeal amongst com­pet­ing products:

    That’s like say­ing you don’t want to kiss your lover’s lips because every­one has lips,” he said. “It doesn’t make any sense.”

  • What’s cooler than cool? Ice cold LEGOs!
  • Eric Idle finds more Python to plun­der for the new ora­to­rio “Not the Mes­siah,” based on the Monty Python movie Life of Brian. (guest sub­mis­sion from Andrea)
  • Dig­i­tal zom­bies shuf­fle one more step into real­ity. (guest sub­mis­sion from Andrea)

The Science of Sleep

The Science of Sleep movie poster

 

Michel Gondry is a trea­sure; end­lessly inven­tive and thank­fully pro­lific. His music videos (espe­cially Björk’s “Bach­e­lorette” and The White Stripes’ “Fell in Love With a Girl”) and films (Human Nature & Eter­nal Sun­shine of the Spot­less Mind) are all per­sonal favorites, with “Bach­e­lorette” and Eter­nal Sun­shine both mov­ing me deeply.

But I found myself a tiny bit unsat­is­fied with The Sci­ence of Sleep, despite its flood of orig­i­nal imagery and enthu­si­as­tic per­for­mances. For a movie that con­cerns the blend­ing of fan­tasy with real­ity, I think the prob­lem is that there’s too much real­ity. Stephane (Gael Gar­cía Bernal) expe­ri­ences a smooth con­tin­uüm between his wak­ing and dream life, which his mother explic­itly acknowl­eges as an actual con­di­tion, in other words, a men­tal ill­ness. In the cold light of his mother’s diag­no­sis and his often hurt­ful behav­ior towards his crush Stephanie (Char­lotte Gains­bourg), Stephane is less of a charm­ingly eccen­tric dreamer, and rather a sad case that could prob­a­bly not have a suc­cess­ful rela­tion­ship with­out medication.

The Dork Report for October 13, 2006

  • Prac­ti­cally every site fea­tured on csstux is so gor­geously slick it’s a won­der I have a job as a web designer.
  • Terry Gilliam busks on the streets of New York for his con­tro­ver­sial new film Tide­land. (spot­ted on Neil Gaiman’s Jour­nal)
  • The Inde­pen­dent has a long inter­view with Alan Moore on the occa­sion of the hit pub­li­ca­tion of Lost Girls (spot­ted on Neil Gaiman’s Jour­nal). Inter­est­ing news include The Mind­scape of Alan Moore, a DVD on sale Novem­ber 18 from Shad­ows­nake Films. Here’s the poster.

The Dork Report for October 12, 2006