• The 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Prize win­ner Jim Guigli: (guest sub­mis­sion from femme fatale Andrea)
  

  “Detec­tive Bart Lasiter was in his office study­ing the light from his one small win­dow falling on his super bur­rito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you’ve had your last bur­rito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean.”

• Jef­frey Zeld­man puts design­ers’ every­day frus­tra­tions into per­spec­tive.
• Don’t mess with Joey the flesh-eating ‘roo. (guest sub­mis­sion from hippity-hoppity Jill Andrea)
• More Hoff: Secret Agent Man. Amaz­ingly, just as in his last video clas­sic Get Into My Car, his mas­sive ego appears to have kept him filmed in sep­a­ra­tion from the scant­ily glad girls again. (guest sub­mis­sion from Bond Girl Andrea)
• Snakes on a Plane:
  • Snakes on a book: a love let­ter to New Line.
  • A cou­ple of well-scrubbed young hot­ties dis­tract Dept. of Home­land Secu­rity employ­ees and Bring It.
  • Esquire takes a sober look: “It’s not a bad movie that’s acci­den­tally good, and it’s not a good movie that’s inten­tion­ally bad; it’s a dis­pos­able movie that peo­ple can pre­tend to like iron­i­cally, even though a) it’s not ironic and b) they prob­a­bly won’t like it at all.”
• Japan­ese tv has the answer: what to do if you have too much stuff, com­plete with anachro­nis­tic brassy calypso score. (guest sub­mis­sion from Dave)
• Thou­sands of lay­offs? Note to self: now is not the time to send AOL your resume.
• Futuro Mash-Up. (guest sub­mis­sion from DJ Andrea)
• How much Rock will $699 buy? How about all 10 Led Zep­pelin stu­dio albums remas­tered on 45rpm, 12″ single-sided vinyl. As stan­dard lps are 33rpm and double-sided, this comes to a whop­ping 48 records of glo­ri­ous songs about ring­wraiths and fucking!

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