The Dork Report for July 5, 2006

  • Para­noid Androids want to know: Have you seen this man?
  • As Doc­tor Who Sea­son Two draws to a close, a pair of Who News (both spot­ted on Out­post Gal­lifrey):
  • New tech­no­jar­gon: Blackberry-go-round: an end­less whirlpool of second-guessing, spon­ta­neous opin­ing, and one-syllable utter­ances by a min­i­mum of four exec­u­tives mash­ing thumbs on portable email devices. (I doubt I’m the first to coin this, but I wanted to get it on record just in case)
  • Remem­ber, girls, don’t has­sle The Hoff. (guest sub­mis­sion from The Halk)
  • Sen­a­tor Ted Steven’s staff sends him inter­nets through a series of tubes. These are the peo­ple leg­is­lat­ing the inter­net, mind. (guest sub­mis­sion from Dave)
  • Doc­tor Doom, Spider-Man, The Thing, Dr. Strange, and Sil­ver Surfer meet their maker. Excel­sior!
  • New Snakes on a Plane mutha&%$@in’ onesheet. It’s just not cheesy enough.

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