Google me and what do you get? Not my port­fo­lio or even this blog, but instead numer­ous ref­er­ences to a job I had over SIX years ago. I’ve been mak­ing my career in web design all this time, and this is the degree to which I reg­is­ter on the Google­scope? Depressing.

But I did redis­cover this old gem from 1999, in which I cru­elly and heart­lessly deny aid to youth in need. Hey, I was just the Project Assis­tant! That’s, like, a microstep up from intern. I was just fol­low­ing orders!

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