The Dork Report for March 28, 2006

V for Vendetta

V for Vendetta movie poster

 

For all the neg­a­tive buzz regard­ing Alan Moore’s total dis­avowal of the adap­ta­tion, I was sur­prised to find the film kept far closer to the book than I expected. Closer, in fact, than the two other trav­es­ties of Moore’s comics, League of Extra­or­di­nary Gen­tle­men and From Hell. Per­haps not coin­ci­den­tally, it’s bet­ter than both, if by itself still not very good.

It’s impos­si­ble for me to imag­ine how I would have reacted had I not read the book sev­eral times, but I sus­pect I would have had very mixed feel­ings either way. When if comes to movies based on comics, it’s the pre­rog­a­tive of every fan­boy to obsess over “what they changed.” So let me point out a few changes I feel illus­trate how the film­mak­ers either mis­un­der­stood or delib­er­ately warped some key themes that make the book what it is.

First, Evey’s life (and the future Great Britain, for that mat­ter) as seen in the film is in a far less des­per­ate state than in the book. The book opens with her at the absolute end of hope, her par­ents dead and her­self alone, black­listed and unable to sur­vive. She makes a mis­guided and pathetic attempt to pros­ti­tute her­self, runs afoul of the cor­rupt police, and is “saved” (in more ways than one) by V. Her sus­cep­ti­bil­ity to V’s seduc­tion is much more plau­si­ble if she her­self is already a vic­tim of the state. In the film, she’s a rather happy per­son with a reg­u­lar job, and her encounter with V is moti­vated by a redun­dant invented char­ac­ter called Deitrich. Every theme Deitrich rep­re­sents is already cov­ered by the char­ac­ter Valerie (which is, inci­den­tally, lifted almost unal­tered from the book).

But per­haps the biggest devi­a­tion is the very nature of the fas­cist state Great Britain has become. In the book, it’s some­thing that just hap­pens; a form of order that arises out of the chaos fol­low­ing a nuclear world war. In the film, the great soci­etal dis­rup­tion is a con­spir­acy machi­nated by a cabal of shad­owy old white men, who then step in and profit from the recon­struc­tion. Of course, the film­mak­ers are obvi­ously reach­ing for an anal­ogy to the Bush Admin­is­tra­tion, Car­lyle Group, Hal­libur­ton, etc. While that may make the story of the film rel­e­vant to today, it obscures a more pow­er­ful point of the book: it’s far more scary when fas­cism arises out of the com­mon con­sent of the peo­ple, as it did with Nazi Germany.

The Dork Report for March 23, 2006

2001: A Space Odyssey

2001 A Space Odyssey movie poster

 

One of the best movies ever made, on one of the biggest screens in New York. What could be better?

It’s taken me many years and many view­ings to real­ize that the movie is actu­ally very, very funny. Per­haps this shouldn’t be sur­pris­ing, com­ing right on the heels Dr. Strangelove, but the som­bre seri­ous air about the film dis­guised some of the com­edy to my young mind watch­ing the movie every year uncut on a Philadel­phia VHF chan­nel. Just a few of the many huge “jokes” packed into the film: the entire human con­di­tion con­densed as chimp pan­tomime, fan­tas­tic visions of the future punc­tured by hilar­i­ously closed-minded humans more inter­ested in sand­wiches, and the most naked human emo­tions shown on screen com­ing from apes and com­put­ers as opposed to sup­pos­edly evolved humans.

2001 On the web: Kubrick 2001 presents an elab­o­rate, though some­times silly, ani­mated expli­ca­tion. Then there’s The Under­view, in valiant oppo­si­tion to the schem­ing dedamned’s auto­guard, help­fully includ­ing the com­plete Zero Grav­ity Toi­let instruc­tions.

The Dork Report for March 20, 2006

Mask (Director’s Cut)

Mask movie poster

 

I vaguely recall see­ing Mask when I was a kid, but only recently learned A) it was directed by Peter Bog­danovich and B) there’s a well-regarded director’s cut avail­able on DVD. The film is very uncon­ven­tional for the genre of disabled-person-beating-the-odds. Roy, doomed to die from Cran­io­di­a­phy­seal dys­pla­sia, loses his friend, his girl, and dies in his sleep never ful­fill­ing his dream of trav­el­ing Europe. And yet, it is nev­er­the­less mov­ing and even uplift­ing. I think one rea­son is the sym­pa­thetic matter-of-fact pre­sen­ta­tion of a biker gang, a group often maligned or at least treated con­de­scend­ingly by Hollywood.

The Dark Crystal

The Dark Crystal movie poster

 

Oops. I should have let The Dark Crys­tal live on in my child­hood mem­o­ries as a Good Movie. See­ing the bril­liant Mir­ror­mask reminded me how much this movie affected my child­hood, but see­ing it again as an adult I find it has not aged well. The spe­cial effects of course can­not rival con­tem­po­rary dig­i­tal epics, but I was sur­prised to find the sto­ry­telling stilted and overly dumbed-down. Recent kids’ movies are pitched at a more sophis­ti­cated level, not feel­ing the need to start with a lonnnnng open­ing expos­i­tory nar­ra­tive and pause every 15 min­utes or so to do a plot recap.

Still, you have to admire Jim Henson’s sheer blood­y­mind­ed­ness at spend­ing five years pulling off this difficult-to-make film. And it scores points for just being so weird.

And a quick word about the dvd: cheap menus and a hor­ren­dous print. What’s up with that?

The Dork Report for March 17, 2006

  • Who ever said labels were misleading?
  • A sur­pris­ingly good arti­cle on the dig­i­tal future of movies in Time. All the right film­mak­ers are inter­viewed, with lots of inter­est­ing (and some­times bitchy) things to say: Mann, Shya­malan, Lucas, Rodriguez, Soderberg.
  • A for Alan, Part Two. You can cut the irony with the Ripper’s scalpel: “By ask­ing DC to take my name off V for Vendetta and stop giv­ing me the money for V for Vendetta, all I’m ask­ing for is for them to treat me in the same way they’ve been com­pletely happy to treat hun­dreds of much greater comics cre­ators than I over the decades. I’m ask­ing them to say to me the same thing they said to Gard­ner Fox and Jack Kirby and to all those other guys, just say to me you are not going to see a penny for any kind of future repro­duc­tions of your work and we’re not going to put your name on them.”
  • Reported on the same site is this absur­dity, which is too bizarre not to make The Dork Report. Unfor­tu­nately, it has a dis­ap­point­ingly ratio­nal (and cap­i­tal­ist) expla­na­tion.
  • Not through with Alan yet. The Gray Lady cov­ers the V for Vendetta dis­pute.
  • Saw on Neil Gaiman’s blog that Dave McKean’s next fea­ture film will be an adap­ta­tion of Var­jak Paw for the Jim Hen­son Co. Also spot­ted this older pro­file on Apple.com.
  • It’s a foggy day in the cos­mos today, so be sure to use your lo-beams. (guest sub­mis­sion from Andrea — smart chicks are hot!)

The Dork Report for March 15, 2006

The Ice Harvest

The Ice Harvest

 

I think, but I’m not sure, this is sup­posed to be a com­edy. Hon­estly, The Ice Har­vest is one of the worst movies I’ve seen in a long time. It appar­ently aspires to be a com­edy of vil­lainies along the lines of Bad Santa, extend­ing even into the cast­ing of Billy Bob Thorn­ton, but it decid­edly lacks the x-factor that can twist vio­lence & mean-spiritedness into satire.

No mat­ter how much I hated it, it nev­er­the­less nar­rowly misses a one-star rat­ing, which is reserved for TRUE crimes against human­ity, like Polar Express.