Spam Poem No. 3: “General Flood”

Gen­eral Flood

thank god I’m back now
Impor­tant ques­tion
did you hear about this
gen­eral flood

you won’t believe this
bereave­ment
enter­ing the line of
pop­u­la­tions if left

after flood­ing is
it, Will it work out?
con­di­tions will be
hard as nails

A spell by bal­lis­tics
shrewd may aim some
hey girl gun­fight uproar­i­ous
Ten Min­utes to Your Life

if we’d had the time
Save your house
Get what you need
plays on the small

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    One thought on “Spam Poem No. 3: “General Flood”

    1. There is a pre­ten­tious lit mag some­where that will think this is GOLD. I’ll totally buy you a Coke if you find it.

      Hope your hol­i­day was merry.

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