The sec­ond in a series of found poetry taken from spam sub­jects. I’m tak­ing a dif­fer­ent tack this time, avoid­ing the more absur­dist lines that appear in No. 1 “Here we come!” (there’s plenty more of that wait­ing for No. 3) and aim­ing instead for a coher­ent nar­ra­tive flow.

250 Ways to Thank You

Don’t tell any­one please
about celebration

Are you ignor­ing me?
do you care?
is it funny?
It’s not a joke

I’ve Got a solu­tion for you
good idea
if you need it
here you go

The Great Exper­i­ment
some­thing unusual
nice gift for every­one
Get what you need

Don’t feel bad
You have been selected
Let’s meet up again soon
one more time

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